Poop Goblin

A small, human-like creature similar to a tooth fairy but instead of taking teeth from under the pillow it takes poop. The pay for each poop is usually 1-17 doubloons, however, this is dependent on many factors such as region and poop quality. In some cases the poop goblin or goblins( there are several poop goblins) even gave money in euros or bitcoin

mom! Mom! The poop goblin came last night and gave me 3 doubloons!

by Poop goblin enthusiast July 17, 2020

Mystery poop

When you find poop in a toilet but there is no toilet paper in the bowl .

Someone took a dump in the toilet and there is just poop floating, no toilet paper. It’s a mystery poop.

by Stanovich June 30, 2020

Brain Pooped

when you exert so much focus or brain power that you lose all ability to function as a normal human being

Ex. Sarah was dumb, so after question 1 on the exam she became brain pooped.

by cmdrwest May 15, 2017

Skeet Pooping

When you shit in the shape of an O and shoot a poop directly through the hole

James: " Yo bro, heard u were in Montana for break. U do any skeet shooting?"

Dan: "Nah man but I did go skeet pooping."

James: "????"

Dan: " Yea man I hit 2 skeet poops in one shit after ripping a couple clementines"

by TheRealSkeetPooper January 4, 2021

poop joint

the tightly rolled toilet paper that forms when wiping your butt after taking a poop often stuck in the hairs

My co-worker always leaves stained poop joints on the floor in the restroom

by Taylorret83 August 15, 2019

Revenge poop

Clogging someone’s toilet with prodigious amount of poop for the purpose of revenge.

After receiving the landlords eviction notice he proceeded to leave a revenge poop they would not forget.

by Shmedley VonDrake April 26, 2019

shower poop

When you are taking a shower and you feel like you have to take poop. So you so you get out out of the shower to poop. Still wet. Take a poop then finish shower.

I was taking a shower the other day and then i had a shower poop.

by Blaaahperson October 6, 2017