Forked pee

When a man is urinating and interference from the peehole causes the pee to split into two simultaneous streams. It usually occurs after sex or going to the bathroom after getting out of bed in the morning. Depending on the geometry between the two streams, it is possible to get both of them into the toilet bowl. However, it's more common for one to go in the bowl and the other to hit the floor, rim, seat, etc.

Science still can't fully explain the seemingly magical phenomenon known as forked pee.

Forked pee by Steven-O July 22, 2018

smelly pee syndrome 

A serious chronic illness causing extremely smell pee.
Diagnosed by smelling the piss of those afflicted.
No known causes but often found in individuals with celiac disease or lastnames starting either R.
No known cures. Individuals affected are known to face stigma and usually never maintain long and healthy relationships, except in cases of having amazing partners.

Rachel has struggled all her life with smelly pee syndrome.

smelly pee syndrome by Athena Rhodes September 8, 2018

UStop Pee Stopper

The UStop Pee Stopper (patent pending) is a urine deflector to prevent passage of urine through the gap under the toilet seat onto clothes/floor. It is
Secure
Washable
Single piece
Innovative design
Can close toilet cover
Universal fit for toilet seats

The UStop Pee Stopper helps banish urine spillage.

UStop Pee Stopper by Innovations and More November 8, 2018

Ghee Pee 5 

The way retards pronounce the name for the GP-5 gas mask (its supposed to be pronounced Jee Pee five). People who dont have know English as a first language, which are the only people who do this that aren't subhuman, may also pronounce it this way.

Only a western spy could do such a thing. Real slavs pronounce it right.

A retard: "Hey guys, I bought a 'Ghee Pee 5.'"
Me: "Its pronounced 'Jee pee five'. Get out of here S.T.A.L.K.E.R."

Ghee Pee 5 by Damnits August 11, 2019

Wilson pee pee

my other best friend name

Wilson pee pee go pee in the pottee

Wilson pee pee by Sumote September 8, 2019

Long pee-pee 

Huge erection

Get off me! You’re giving me long pee-pee!!

Long pee-pee by Ogwiener October 24, 2019

Taco Pee 

The juices that fall out of the opposite end of the taco when biting into it.

My shirt is covered in taco pee.

Taco Pee by Chelle2398 November 4, 2019