Bartender: "Would you like a glass of wine with your dinner sir?"
Customer: "A glass? Hell no homey...just throw a sucky cap on that bottle and I will be good to go!"
Customer: "A glass? Hell no homey...just throw a sucky cap on that bottle and I will be good to go!"
by thecunninglinguist June 16, 2008

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by NeGah February 17, 2020

by Wavy._mimi April 24, 2019

by Sensei_Red_Harsh August 4, 2022

Just to add a missing word from the lyrics in Annorexorcist's definition:
Has your concience got to you for building *trends*?
Is that why un-noticing you eat your pens?
Has your concience got to you for building *trends*?
Is that why un-noticing you eat your pens?
I'm not trying to add a new definition for Pen Cap Chew, but there is no way to edit a previously submitted definition!
by Irushforth July 12, 2022

by Bonqueque🥓🍖🍔 June 2, 2022
