Noodle Neck Share definition Flag Term you use to call someone an idiot, stupid or silly. Similar to saying someone’s being a clown. In replacement of ‘dickhead’. You’re being a noodle neck. Noodle Neck by Soccermom94 June 10, 2018 0 0 Get merch Get the Noodle Neck mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch