A Sloppy Joe where you have your friend cum inside the sandwich. This is because just like in New Jersey, you can't pump your own gas.
"Dude my friend hooked me up with a New Jersey Sloppy Joe, and I didn't need any protein supplements today!"
by Sevadonn March 8, 2019
Get the New Jersey Sloppy Joe mug.The most amazing state in the entire U.S.A. and I don't want to hear you southerner motherfuckers talking because you all suck. First off all, NO. WHERE THE FUCK. IS. JOISEY. I HAVE NEVER HEARD SOMEONE SAY "JOISEY" BEFORE EXCEPT THESE FUCKING NEW FUCKING NEW YORKERS ON THE FUCKING TURNPIKE OR THE GS PARKWAY BETWEEN EXITS 88-94.
LIKE WHAT THE FUCK. YES WE SAY TAWK. YES WE SAY CAWFEE. BUT NO WE DON'T SAY JOISEY FUCK Y'ALL BITCHES. Now to my next point, is that WE ARE THE BEST STATE. We don't spend our time saying "howdy y'all" in the most mickey-mouse sounding voice ever and growing fucking corn all day while burning to motherfucking death (yes, arizona texas and louisiana that's directed at you bitches). Wanna know why we fucking hate you? You hate us. Imagine all 49 other states just talking shit about you, like "oh florida's just a spawn of white karens and gators" or go to my profile to see the rest of my motherfucking 5178 character essay because the definition has a character limit of 1500. I promise it's up becaues I posted all the parts in the same like 10 mins and they were all finished posting by midnight september 4 2022.
LIKE WHAT THE FUCK. YES WE SAY TAWK. YES WE SAY CAWFEE. BUT NO WE DON'T SAY JOISEY FUCK Y'ALL BITCHES. Now to my next point, is that WE ARE THE BEST STATE. We don't spend our time saying "howdy y'all" in the most mickey-mouse sounding voice ever and growing fucking corn all day while burning to motherfucking death (yes, arizona texas and louisiana that's directed at you bitches). Wanna know why we fucking hate you? You hate us. Imagine all 49 other states just talking shit about you, like "oh florida's just a spawn of white karens and gators" or go to my profile to see the rest of my motherfucking 5178 character essay because the definition has a character limit of 1500. I promise it's up becaues I posted all the parts in the same like 10 mins and they were all finished posting by midnight september 4 2022.
I fucking love New Jersey it's the best state we have best tomatoes best pizza best bagels best blueberries and we keep our parks in good condition. we have a weird accent but it's better than hearing "howdy y'all" every day. no we don't say joisey but we do say tawk and kawfi.
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"and you said lettuce and cheese?" no, I said no cheese and pickles. "what kind of bread again?" . -Damn, that place be Jersey Mike'in too much.
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Get the Jersey Mike'in mug.New Jersey is between DE, PA, NY and the ocean. If you were from the part of New Jersey outside New York, you're from North Jersey (not New York), and if you're from the part of New Jersey outside Philly, you're from South Jersey (not Philly). Most people from New Jersey already know that and would have it no other way. Going to Philly for events, dining, shopping, to visit people, and so on isn't having started life there. Knowing a few people there doesn't make them the people you started your life around.
New Jersey is between a lot of different things up north, though most people don't confuse it with anything else.
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New Jersey is between a lot of different things up north, though most people don't confuse it with anywhere else.
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