Orgasm brain

When you ignore all good sense and reason just to have an orgasm

Jim: bro I was about to finish in my girl and she wanted me to pull out but orgasm brain kicked in and I was like "fuck no bitch" so I'm single now and in 9 months I'm bout to have a chat with Maury.......

by Lookinstuup August 13, 2016

Brain Splinter

Song or Thought stuck in your head all day

That darn song has been my 'Brain Splinter' all day & I can't get it out

by PinkMinkPrincess June 3, 2015

nut brain

Feeling mental after busting a fat nut

"Sorry Mrs. Lewis, I can't do todays equations due to my severe nut brain."

by boogerhooker April 20, 2018

Cum brain

When you’re in a mental state of horniness and you can’t think straight. Usually the stage before post nut clarity.

Sarah: *out of breath* Did you say you loved me?!?
Bobby: *also out of breath* Oh shit my bad I had cum brain. Sorry I wasn’t thinking straight.

by iamanthonydean January 15, 2021

brain one

the most basic intelligence

If you have brain one you should know that evolution is an integral part of science.

by The Return of Light Joker October 28, 2011

Squirrel brains

Some dumb hick girl from Kentucky’s intelligence level.

Tommy your girlfriend has squirrel brains.

by Bigleagueshu June 10, 2020

brain slut

Someone who volunteers for research studies that mess with their brains (usually via psychoactive drugs) for some cash.

Danny signed up for 3 drug studies last week because he was broke, and went bat shit crazy...what a brain slut.

by clasw74 August 3, 2009