lewd ninja

Someone who shamelessly sends lewd images to people that like pornography and is proud of it.

"I'm going to talk to my lewd ninja to see if he has any hentai for me."

by LewdNinja January 15, 2020

Ninja, Please!

A word used to replace the words Negro and Nigger. A cover-up for racial slurs.

Nova- Look at you with your rat-nest-ass-looking hair.

White girl*Emma"-Ninja, Please! You can't even deal with your natural hair so you always have it horribly braided
Nova-*can't say anything about what she said because she didn't say the actual racist word.

by Ivy Belle December 3, 2022

Ninja Drop

Making a delivery without alerting the homeowner to your presence.

I saw the FedEx truck leaving my driveway and realized he'd done a ninja drop. He almost got away with it.

by GreenEgg78 January 27, 2019

Minge ninja

In and out before you know it

Aww girl I met a dude he talked the game but he’s in and out before youn know it proper minge ninja did Hess

by Tortoise84 January 19, 2021

pants ninja

(noun) A pants thief. One who steals pants by any means necessary. Rather be with wit, humor, charm or by whipping out his katana, the pants will be surrendered.

"Watch out for that pants ninja, he got my girl pregnant."

by PantsNinja February 8, 2015

Fiesta Ninja

The act of sneaking food so that no one notices you.

Jason: At Michaels party I was a fiesta ninja because i was on a diet and i wanted no one to notice me take all those burritos.

Example 2: At night when my parents are sleeping i have to be a fiesta ninja or they catch me taking the twinkies!

by dorkwithpork March 14, 2014

Ninja Beer

A beer you grab when you get home after being out with friends. You quickly take a sip to mask the the booze smell coming out of your pores. Your spouse assumes it's your first one since you just got home and isn't immediately pissed for you being shitfaced drunk.

When I get home the first thing I'm going to do is grab a Ninja Beer from the garage fridge, that way my wife won't know I've been at happy hour for the last 4 hours.

by elpac January 21, 2021