Machine Gun Swiping

Swiping "like" on dating apps so fast with no regard for the profile. The objective is to get matches, then read and look at profiles.

Ex 1: Sorry, I'm not interested in you. I was machine gun swiping and you got caught in the crossfire.

Ex 2: Why did you match with that Fugly?

- I was machine gun swiping

by Ricotis November 12, 2021

Machine Gun

A sex act where you have a threesome with an ATF agent's mother and wife, preferably rapidly and without a condom.

Did you hear the ATF raided Jim after he bragged about how he did a machine gun?

by Peg Your Dad for Christ March 24, 2022

content machine

In reality, he's nothing but a meat shield

I'm a content machine pepeW

by Praydan January 23, 2022

Machete welding machine

Pedophilic rapists in lab coats calling themselves boylover nambla or doctor

Machete welding machine is not a human being

by Cody5050 January 28, 2022

Hamster washing machine

The act of shoving a hamster in your ass and then proceeding to twerk, shaking the hamster around like a washing machine

If you actually do the act of hamster washing machine, you’re fucked

by Boinkysploinkey February 4, 2022

dance machine

purple kiss. just purple kiss.

purple kiss are such dance machines, they’re amazing dancers!!!!

by im obsessed w daniel gillies October 2, 2021

Rice vending machine

When you stick rice up someone’s ass and suck it out

Person 1: I did a rice vending machine last night

by Geo raptor October 5, 2021