“Lick and Leave”

The act of showing up at someone’s house late at night, licking their cooter for a bit and then just leaving.

“I promise it’ll be quick, just a “lick and leave”.

by CMOMO July 31, 2022

Lick

To steal or rob from a house

Jason let’s do a lick

by Killmyself16 April 22, 2018

lick of love

When a person licks their true loved neck

Girl: Why did you lick Mr
Man: It was the lick of love

by TheRealHarshTruth March 28, 2015

Licking Smurf

The act of performing cunnilingus or fellatio on a frozen corpse to soothe ones burnt tongue.

"I was visiting my friend in Alaska and burned the hell outta my mouth on a cup of hot cocoa so bad I was licking smurf for like a week. I can't say much for the taste... but I never DID like chocolate."

by Realists June 2, 2022

Devious Lick

A retarded TikTok trend that is just destructive for no reason.

Just got a devious lick 😈
*steals a fucking urinal*

by Degunuts September 18, 2021

Might as well lick my butt

An insult I made up meaning that someone speaks such bullshit that it's equivalent to licking someone's ass

Bob: The earth is flat.
Kevin: What the funkerdoodle, might as well lick my butt.

by Flamingecko November 20, 2020

devious lick

when you steal sum shit from school and show it off on tiktok

YO BRO, I JUST HIT THE MOST DEVIOUS LICK EVER
LES GO

by daddyclifford September 22, 2021