Storm Johnson

The act of a fully-dressed man pulling his cock through the fly of his pants and barging into another room to attack another man.
"Tyler, what the hell took you guys so long to get here?"
"Bro, Kyle Storm Johnson'd me while I was getting dressed. Do you have any idea how hard it is to fight someone with their cock out?"
by PapaCommish October 10, 2014
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Johnson Jacket

“ hey before we fuck in the asshole lemme use a Johnson jacket
by Lil circumcised November 25, 2019
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earlobe johnson

any lenny face with "{ }" brackets
Bro 1: Bro my dildo gave me gonorrhea

Bro 2: {*3* (earlobe johnson)
by klfgs77 August 04, 2020
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marcell service-johnson

He is an amazing person and will always be.He is good at football and very soft.He keeps his best friends close to his heart and never lets go of them.If you have a Marcell Service-Johnson in your life dont let him go so easily
by Unknown643567 December 03, 2017
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colin johnson

Usually a gay male, who hides his sexuality. Likes avocados and silver dildos. Eats dick, but only on weekends. He wishes to be a engineer when older.
Dad : Hey bud what you doing

Colin Johnson : Definitely not being gay dad.

Dad : Ok love you son
Colin Johnson : BYE!
by Ripmelife March 17, 2018
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Holy fattie bro. Like SCOOT OVER I cant fit on the couch in humanities. This guy who says he’s “6’” but is actually 5’2. Like ACTUALLY. Why does he even exist? I asked him what he was going to name his kid, expecting Charles Stanley Johnson the 5th but he said “Leo” HELLO? What are you yapping about. Bro has NOT played these games before. “Kindness is free” after telling me “go hang yourself but your fat rolls will get in the way, go cut yourself but your arm fat is to big, go eat poison at least you know how to eat and drink” bro stop taking out the trash.
You’re built like Charles Stanley Johnson the 4th”
by sigmamama January 11, 2025
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