1) Used to decribe a female that has has the wrong priorities. Focuses her attention on unimportant matters.
Has unrealistic goals.

Kevin
"Hey Vikkie you don't look so good, maybe you should go to the hospital"?

Vikkie Hood Heffer
"I can't my health insurance is suspended because I haven't paid my premium is 3 months"

Kevin
"Why did you let it get behind"

Vikkie
"I used that extra money to go to allstar weekend"
by Cadillac Kev November 27, 2007
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Usually an ugly duckling who thinks she is hot shit. They get pregnant in high school by your local drug dealer who only sells grams of weed. She usually engages in sex for cigarettes and drugs. The hood whore is believed to be learned behavior(Usually gets it from her mama). The hood whore tends to brag about sleeping with men in relationships. She is usually in and out of your local county jail. She will brag about being crazy and petty. The hood whore has no motivation and bad hygiene. You can usually find your hood whore in a low budget hotel, the abortion clinic, your towns local bar, and the welfare office. She will brag about getting to a “bag”(check) while working 22 hours a week making $8.55 a hour. The hood whore is usually infested with STI’s.
Sean- I have to go get checked out. I herd Brittany had a STI. I slept with her without a condom on and I’m freaking out!

Tori- that’s what you get for having unprotected sex with the hood whore. She sleeps with everyone bro.
by The realist woman November 16, 2017
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extremely pissed off, so badly that you want to punch a bitch in the face.
Damn, I am hood pissed that bitch tried to steal my husband.
by pinheadlarrylookinass July 6, 2020
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Prepubescent realization of ones gay tendencies. Being a real big dike.
The level of dike-hood they possessed impresses me for being so young.
by Daren williams November 5, 2020
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A undesired situation for a man living in a lower income/less fortunate neighborhood where they are pulled out of there car while sleeping and there car is stolen.
Driz- yo I had a hood nightmare, they pulled me out the scat pack

7g’s- that shi actually happened to my ass back in high school, don’t fall asleep in them jawns
by Jamsheed the rpg god June 16, 2022
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One's phallus which has a hood covering the slanty eye.
Jeremy you are a sneaky one, I'm sure I saw you revealing the hooded pork sword. One minute the hood was on the next it was off. Where you doing it to the beat of the Hokey Chokey? You put the hood on the hood off on off on off pull it all about.
by Ring pirate June 5, 2018
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