hooded midget

Is used to describe an uncircumsized micro penis.

I could barely get his hooded midget inside me, when it was "in" I couldn't tell.

by BJ Dailey May 26, 2018

Hood background check

Asking everyone, looking for info via internet, becoming a straight stalker, nothing off limits, your insta, Twitter, Facebook, indeed, LinkedIn, google and providing all screen shot.

That bitch fucked my man, time for a hood background check

by XoxoCoconutxoXo June 28, 2019

hood hut

Small cheap raggedy house in the hood , usually 28,000 or less in cost. Usually located in high crime area

You live in one of those hood huts.
I ain’t got that much money i might have to get me a hood hut

by Eli Globe February 2, 2021

Hood Ding Dong Ditch

A normal ding dong ditch except instead of ringing the doorbell, one kicks the door in

Oh shit, that n/gga hood ding dong ditched us!

by Jerome🥸 June 1, 2021

Hood

One of the chill person on earth, Also a very passionate person.
He only talks to people he wants in his circle. And he is also one of those quiet people that really throw them bitches. He is also very fun to be around.
Hoods the most athletic lineman on the team.
Hood is also very secretive about his personal life.
Hood is the youngest eight grader aswell

Dont fuck wit HOOD cuz he really trow dem bitches.

Hood don't got no hoes. Noggas better ask bout youngbull.

by Not Hood November 22, 2021

Hood

Reference to doing Anal or Butt Stuff or the butt region in general

I was about to go to town on Jason’s hood before he had to go home

by Zachary Smith Aka Pølar January 23, 2023

Alabama hood Ornament

Balls only hanging out the zipper of your jeans. Well spread eagle on the hood of a car while traveling 10 miles an hour or above spread eagle on the hood of the car.

To make it in I was dared to lay on the hood of a car spread eagle with my ball sack hanging out at my zipper hence Alabama hood ornament

by anonymous May 8, 2021