When you cross a Zebra Crossing and release you may become infected with the delusional psychosis of the Zebra Disease people may experience life or death and a array of symptoms that can be from either of lifes pros or cons that make up the black and white shades of life, stay away from the Zebra Crossings and check in with your local doctor in case you have caught Zebra Disease
Mate other day i heard about the Zebra Disease was quick ones down to the doctor lucky it's all good just Covid
by A Sassy Gentlemen Called Ray May 29, 2022
Tom-“Dude if I get that new job, I’ll be able to afford a 2019 A4 and a Rolex Submariner.”
Ben-“I think you have car and watch disease bro.”
Ben-“I think you have car and watch disease bro.”
by WinnDixie December 24, 2019
by Trol69669696969 September 23, 2021
Any disease or digestive problems involving regular bodily maintenance/functions. These tasks may often be revolting to others or embarassing for the afflicted person leading to the task being performed in the privacy of bathroom stall.
by Joelseph August 22, 2017
a fatal condition consisting of other smaller diseases, prime examples being "shot in a vital organ disease", or "crushed by a flaming helicopter disease".
The symptoms can range from completely underlying to incredibly painful, and the life expectancy for a dying disease patient can range anywhere from 0.5 seconds to 20 years.
The symptoms can range from completely underlying to incredibly painful, and the life expectancy for a dying disease patient can range anywhere from 0.5 seconds to 20 years.
"I just came back from the doctor's, and he diagnosed me with dying disease."
"Maybe it's because you've got rebar through your forehead"
"Maybe it's because you've got rebar through your forehead"
by Heelpiwquin April 24, 2022
Abnormally Large Penis disease.. no, it's not actually a thing but if you're a twelve year old boy then you probably think it is..
by theknowleger March 15, 2016
by 1153011 March 21, 2019