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by NotHecker#3231 May 20, 2023
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Depression

A word that is often taken lightly, but thankfully is being taken more seriously as the years pass.

Depression doesn't necessarily equal sadness, rather it's emptiness. Hope just runs away from you when you're depressed. Some people will fake depression for attention, not understanding its true depths. Depression feels like screaming for help, but no one hears you. Or, it can feel like the world is one big pool party, and you're drowning knowing everyone around you is in blissful oblivion of your pain.
Depressed people are not bad. They are strong. Every day they wake up, feeling like the world is against them, but they still get up and live.

Depression is a little shxt
1: Hey, have you heard? Maria has depression
2: Oh, she never looked like it
1: Depression can happen to anyone
by The Vroom Vroom Train May 25, 2023
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Deflection

When a MAGAt Republican has no evidence to back up their claim, so they resort to “Hunter Biden’s laptop” or “Hillary’s emails” or anything to tap dance around the question.
Republictard: “Democrats stoled the election”.

Democrats: “Do you have any evidence of the election being stolen?”

Republicans: “UH…. UH…..HUNTER BIDEN’s LAPTOP”

Democrats: “Ah yes. The old deflection tactic”.
by Deflection June 10, 2023
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Depression

A serious chronic illness passed through DNA slightly which has a chance of becoming depression after a build up of high stress, trauma, or anxiety it may be able to pyschologically, mentally, and psychically change one's life and effect their brain permanently. It can leave people to sometimes feel dull or empty, or guilty, unworthy, or just generally not good. This can ruin or disrupt a person's appetite and eating as well as sleep and social life. This can make things you used to enjoy not enjoyable. While it can be treated through medicine and therapy it is still there. It is not your fault, or their fault and no one is to blame for it. Sometimes this can lead to a lack of energy, motivation, and an overall negative outlook on everything. There are many different variations of depressive disorders like MDD or Clinical Depression. Occasionally depressive episodes can occur.
"Hey man, I noticed you seem to be moving slightly slower than usual and you sort of seem out of it. You cancelled our weekly tradition and you have never done that. Something is off, are you okay?"

"I think I should be honest, this isn't your fault or anything but I have been feeling quite depressed for a long time and I am in a episode right now. I think I have depression."

"I'm sorry to hear that pal. I am here for you, try speaking with a psychiatrist to get diagnosed and come talk to me, your friends, family, loved ones if you need anything we will understand. I will find you a good therapist and I am sorry for being oblivious."

"Thank you, that is all I have ever wanted to hear ever. And it isn't your fault. You have been a real one my g."
by Algorithmic_Literature July 27, 2023
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Depressionista

The act of your friends bullying you toxically every day. Usually directed on a weak kneed boy.
Sigils is a depressionista by being out played by Ssundee’s exploits.
by Supergamer38282 August 6, 2023
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Depression jack

A depression jack is when you take a zoloft on an empty stomach, wait around 25 minutes, and start jacking off. You win if you finish before you go limp-dick.
I tried a depression jack for the first time yesterday, but I waited too long, and my dick turned into a noodle
by DanTheWan August 12, 2023
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Depreciation-mobile

A new or newer vehicle, often electric and/or a German vehicle, that is expected to depreciate in value significantly in a short period of time, especially due to car prices spiking from 2020-2022 and then falling sharply during 2024.
2021: "Look at my new Tesla Model S Plaid! It's the fastest money can buy for $130,000."
2024: "Noooo! You can't just be worth $60,000 after less than 3 years! That's like $23,000 a year to drive this depreciation-mobile!"

Elon: "Haha Tesla factory go brrrr"
Repo Man: "Haha tow truck go brrrr"
by Farter2024 July 24, 2024
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