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by nasty big tits June 2, 2012
Get the Sas-crotch mug.The Crotch Goblin is usually a dog. These creatures love to sniff there and have no shame in doing so. It you have anything to hide don't hide it down there, atleast around a Crotch Goblin.
"Hey Jeffery! You got the food for this party?"
"Yeah dude! Wait! The dog is coming, let me hide the snacks in my pants."
"DUDE! JEFFERY! IT'S A CROTCH GOBLIN!"
"OH NOO!"
*SNIFF*
"Yeah dude! Wait! The dog is coming, let me hide the snacks in my pants."
"DUDE! JEFFERY! IT'S A CROTCH GOBLIN!"
"OH NOO!"
*SNIFF*
by Unknown Cinnamon November 18, 2023
Get the Crotch Goblin mug.One who enjoys casually devouring pussy with no consideration for their satisfaction, only enough to satisfy they're own cravings.
Dude, my buddy loves to hook up with random women and eat their pussy, but he never cares to finish them off, he just likes to sample.....he's a total free range crotch grazer.
by Tittsmcgee April 12, 2022
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by pizzapizza June 6, 2011
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Get the Beer Crotch mug.by dipper223 January 23, 2021
Get the Corn crotch mug.When a person male or female positions their body to have their crotches viewed by others in person, or on camera.
During last night's match the female wrestler should have faced disqualification for excessive crotching.
by 4amigos February 16, 2017
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