Crotch beans

holy shit omg wow insane bro

“ holy crotch beans did you see did you see that girl over there?”

by E&A February 26, 2019

Crotch Jerky

When she’s not in the mood or dry in the vaginal area.

Damn my girl has have been having hella crotch jerky lately she’s s never in the mood.

by Eatmijello July 18, 2018

Crotch Rocket

A liquid hug from the fun gods, just snug enough to fit in the crotch of your pants, making you feel like a sneaky, booze-smuggling superhero with questionable life choices.

As he stepped into the party with an awkward swagger, it became evident that his confidence was fueled by a crotch rocket snugly nestled in his pants, ready to unleash its liquid courage upon the unsuspecting crowd.

by MrCrazzyDew April 26, 2024

wet crotch defense

A chess opening (usually as a reaction to e4-...) whereby the black player starts pissing their pants as to confuse their opponent and force him/her into resignation.

She plays a mean wet crotch defense.

by Trollololololololololo July 30, 2024

Fire crotch

When your crotch or private area is itchy red from crabs or gonorrhea from having sex. It's an STD, you are effe'd.

Dude I was banging this chick last week and she gave me the fire crotch, now I have to take meds for my itch.

by Tri-sarah Topless June 7, 2021

Crotch bib

A piece of absorbent fabric worn around the genitals during messy intercourse.

Jenny forgot to bring her crotch bib to the gangbang.

by Pedo phill April 19, 2019

Waffle Crotch

When your stretch jeans start to ripple or “waffle” in the areas that are continually stretched ie. the crotch and the knees.

His jeans have got serious waffle crotch going on

by Zombie mother 1884 November 25, 2018