A.k.a. "intermittent ink", this term describes the muddled mess of random "dots 'n' dashes" that you typically end up with when feverishly trying to scribble notes with a ballpoint pen on anything but totally "clean 'n' pristine" writing-paper, or when attempting to hastily jot down a few words while holding your paper up against a vertical wall, where gravity ceases to aid ink-flow to the pen-tip.
The infuriating "Morse-code manuscript" debacle tends to manifest itself all the more whenever you're either in a stew or pressed for time, since your hands will tend to perspire a lot more during "nerved up" periods like this, and so the ink will not readily adhere to all of the damp/salty/greasy spots where you've been holding the paper steady while writing. Also, if the paper itself is not the best (like if its surface is excessively flaky/textured, or is coated with a foreign substance, like a cash-register receipt), you may have problems here, as well; this is an especially exasperating dilemma because this type of "inferior" foolscap-scrap may sometimes be the only writing-material that's handy at the time when you unexpectedly have to scrawl down a phone number or other important info/reminder, and so you may encounter this debacle more frequently/unavoidably than you might expect.
by QuacksO August 31, 2018
Hym "I haven't even finished watching it yet but the best scene in Code 8 part 2 is when they're trying to erase the girl's memories... And the super strength chick has has the main character up against the wall and the fire guy is BURNING THE AIR IN FROM OF THE MC'S FACE SO HE CAN'T YELL (Which is fucking brilliant he's like smothering him with proximal fire and it's fucking metal) and the MC gets loose a little bit from the super strength chick and shoves the fire guy's up so he can breath and the fire guy sets off the sprinkler system on the ceiling... The main character has electricity powers... And it goes into to slow-motion as they all kind of realize what what just happened... And it's got the guy from the CW Arrow in it, right? And he gives the MC this look like 'Oh no...' and then he shakes he head a litle bit like 'Don't... Don't fucking electrocute everybody.' And yeah, no, electrocutes the shit out of everybody but it was cool. That was a good scene. This is a good movie."
by Hym Iam March 03, 2024
Write Perfect code that you don't test and just push to prod and it works and them some sorry intern is left to debug it when you are gone.
Test what? we do Code in One's here.
by insanelysenile March 07, 2019
A programming language that enables the programmer to write programs more or less independent of a particular computer
by Mehbetterkhalid January 14, 2020
by uwuaca December 19, 2021
- Hey, Jonny! How's that project?
- Hi bossy-boss! I'm coding it all the night.
- Huh... But we have a demo in a couple of hours. It just has to work!
- I know, I know... Let's hope that 20 Glory-Bes will do the job.
- Auaaa... You're gonna fixing that Bible code by yourself after the demo!
- Hi bossy-boss! I'm coding it all the night.
- Huh... But we have a demo in a couple of hours. It just has to work!
- I know, I know... Let's hope that 20 Glory-Bes will do the job.
- Auaaa... You're gonna fixing that Bible code by yourself after the demo!
by sleep`walker October 19, 2011
Code that just about works, hanging together from borrowed code, ineffective classes and functions.
Often this is the result of bad planning, or an iterative approach to fixing bugs over time.
Often this is the result of bad planning, or an iterative approach to fixing bugs over time.
Alan: How does this code you wrote work?
Ada: No clue, I wrote it 6 months ago and has become duct tape code.
Ada: No clue, I wrote it 6 months ago and has become duct tape code.
by MeneerLuka June 19, 2023