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Star Crunch

Bottom tier snack cake. Most commonly consumed by roller operators and other homosexuals. In all areas of the world known as inferior in comparison to Zebra Cakes.
“Hey, did you see that fag eating a Star Crunch?”
“Well not everyone is bad ass enough to eat Zebra Cakes, and besides he clearly runs a roller”
by JusMe12345 September 10, 2022
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Booty Clencher

When a event is so scary or nerve racking part of your natural reaction is to clench your booty as tight as you can. The events there selves are known as Booty Clenchers.

Part of our natural reaction because evolutionary cave mens booty’s were in danger of being violated when in danger by other horny cavemen so we now developed the ability to clench our booty while under any sort of stress. It’s ranked by biologist as your bodies most important defense mechanism.

Instead of saying that was Stressful or scary, you can instead say that was a Booty Clencher. It would convey the gravity of the situation you were in as well as how that situation made you feel with no further context needed.
*Ben and his friend Dover while playing Rainbow Six Siege *

Ben: “Wow bro that Rainbow Six Siege game was a close one. I thought we were about to lose but you clutched up.”

Dover: “I know bro, tell me about it, my booty was clenched the whole time.”

Ben: “What a Booty Clencher.”
by Gaseous Snake September 24, 2022
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Related Words

whatchu clutching for?

Can be used to describe when someone is angry at you over something that’s not that big of a deal.

Or it can be used to describe when someone is grabbing onto something.
by Whatchucluthingfor? January 8, 2023
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Proper clencher

When something is so scary that you clench your arsehole. Or when you take a scary fall while climbing
by Mccupoftea February 4, 2023
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Nut crunch

A hit to the groin that produces sound.
Nut- Testicle
Crunch- The sound of something getting crushed.
Guy 1: Oh man! Everyone heard that! She gave you a nut crunch! Guys help me carrying this mofo to the bathroom!
Guy 2: Oh my balls! My fucking balls!
Guy 1: Dude, give me one hand, we take you to the bathroom.
by DaveDH March 10, 2023
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Mintberry Crunch

A superhero from the South Park series, who actually has superpowers. I don't like him though because he's super annoying and owns slaves in space. His sister is Henrietta Biggle, although they are non-biological, because Bradley (Mintberry Crunch) is adopted. Also, his sister is totally fucking awesome.
Mintberry Crunch: Well, hello there, citizen!
Me: I'm gonna cut your dick off.
by Raven Ocean March 25, 2023
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Crowning Clutch

When You Are The last member of your squad and you clutch the dub
by Lil logma March 29, 2023
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