Bottom tier snack cake. Most commonly consumed by roller operators and other homosexuals. In all areas of the world known as inferior in comparison to Zebra Cakes.
“Hey, did you see that fag eating a Star Crunch?”
“Well not everyone is bad ass enough to eat Zebra Cakes, and besides he clearly runs a roller”
“Well not everyone is bad ass enough to eat Zebra Cakes, and besides he clearly runs a roller”
by JusMe12345 September 10, 2022
Get the Star Crunch mug.When a event is so scary or nerve racking part of your natural reaction is to clench your booty as tight as you can. The events there selves are known as Booty Clenchers.
Part of our natural reaction because evolutionary cave mens booty’s were in danger of being violated when in danger by other horny cavemen so we now developed the ability to clench our booty while under any sort of stress. It’s ranked by biologist as your bodies most important defense mechanism.
Instead of saying that was Stressful or scary, you can instead say that was a Booty Clencher. It would convey the gravity of the situation you were in as well as how that situation made you feel with no further context needed.
Part of our natural reaction because evolutionary cave mens booty’s were in danger of being violated when in danger by other horny cavemen so we now developed the ability to clench our booty while under any sort of stress. It’s ranked by biologist as your bodies most important defense mechanism.
Instead of saying that was Stressful or scary, you can instead say that was a Booty Clencher. It would convey the gravity of the situation you were in as well as how that situation made you feel with no further context needed.
*Ben and his friend Dover while playing Rainbow Six Siege *
Ben: “Wow bro that Rainbow Six Siege game was a close one. I thought we were about to lose but you clutched up.”
Dover: “I know bro, tell me about it, my booty was clenched the whole time.”
Ben: “What a Booty Clencher.”
Ben: “Wow bro that Rainbow Six Siege game was a close one. I thought we were about to lose but you clutched up.”
Dover: “I know bro, tell me about it, my booty was clenched the whole time.”
Ben: “What a Booty Clencher.”
by Gaseous Snake September 24, 2022
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Can be used to describe when someone is angry at you over something that’s not that big of a deal.
Or it can be used to describe when someone is grabbing onto something.
Or it can be used to describe when someone is grabbing onto something.
by Whatchucluthingfor? January 8, 2023
Get the whatchu clutching for? mug.When something is so scary that you clench your arsehole. Or when you take a scary fall while climbing
by Mccupoftea February 4, 2023
Get the Proper clencher mug.A hit to the groin that produces sound.
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Crunch- The sound of something getting crushed.
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Crunch- The sound of something getting crushed.
Guy 1: Oh man! Everyone heard that! She gave you a nut crunch! Guys help me carrying this mofo to the bathroom!
Guy 2: Oh my balls! My fucking balls!
Guy 1: Dude, give me one hand, we take you to the bathroom.
Guy 2: Oh my balls! My fucking balls!
Guy 1: Dude, give me one hand, we take you to the bathroom.
by DaveDH March 10, 2023
Get the Nut crunch mug.A superhero from the South Park series, who actually has superpowers. I don't like him though because he's super annoying and owns slaves in space. His sister is Henrietta Biggle, although they are non-biological, because Bradley (Mintberry Crunch) is adopted. Also, his sister is totally fucking awesome.
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