by The world’s tallest midget April 15, 2023
Get the Chinese finger trap mug.When you've left marks on the toilet bowl because you've been leaning forward on your phone when you took a shit. Different consistency to pebble dash.
One flush without looking won't hide the evidence.
One flush without looking won't hide the evidence.
by Giraffesgotmoves May 3, 2018
Get the chinese writing mug.When you are captured by an insurgent and they jork your shit with alcohol till it peels and then keep going till it bleeds.
by Lil Jork March 3, 2025
Get the Chinese Jork Torture mug.John "Hey did you hook up with that girl last night?"
Will "Yea. I showed her my chinese typewriter."
Will "Yea. I showed her my chinese typewriter."
by freddywop June 28, 2023
Get the Chinese Typewriter mug.The act of placing a soft penis into another persons mouth and then becoming erect, forcing the penis down the throat, and trapping the throat shut.
Named the throat trap because it goes in the throat easy but will not come out easily.
Named the throat trap because it goes in the throat easy but will not come out easily.
by ThroatStuffer12355 July 26, 2025
Get the Chinese throat trap mug.Low cut running socks, sometimes called ped socks, fit just above the heel collar of your shoe. Low cut socks are often the choice for runners that want to avoid the hassle of their sock slipping too low in their running shoes but don't want the sock above their ankle bone.
by Christina Lounsberry May 27, 2022
Get the Chinese Fightin Socks mug.Someone who wants to live in a communist state but rejects calling it communism. This person wants everyone else to be forced to do all the work and do no work themselves.
Jon is upset because he doesn't want to do anything and wants everyone else to be forced to pull their own weight. Jon is a chinese liberal.
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