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Taking the top left

The act of becoming the person on the top left of your facebook 'Who's Online' display, hence the person you speak to most on the social network site.
'Me and Miranda have been talking on fb for weeks, I think she's taking the top left!'
by Reggae Mother October 1, 2011
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Left-Handed Cappuccino

The process of giving a Left-Handed Cappuccino is described as soaking your left hand in near boiling full fat milk and aggressively jerking off the person who ordered it.
“Hi could I please order a Left-Handed Cappuccino?”

“Sure thing, would you like it dry or moist?”

“I’ll take it dry and dirty please, thank you
by Agent Faggaballs October 22, 2025
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Left over tacos

She enjoyed herself some left over tacos
by Fur trader May 18, 2024
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two left thumbs

An expression referring to someone who is bad at video games. Derived from the common idiom “Two left feet” which means someone who’s bad at dancing.
I was struggling to play the new video game. I have two left thumbs.
by mauriziaH July 4, 2021
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Left pocket dog shit

I’m lowkeyly mad geeked because I HAVE NOTING 💔💔
“Yo bro can you cover me”
Nah bro I got left pocket dog shit”
by itsalwaysme223 July 1, 2024
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Lost My Left Shoulder

Use to tell someone that your father passed away.
I lost my left shoulder sorry for not replying to your text
by Ryolu April 30, 2023
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