Canadian breath mint

The act of a woman farting into your mouth after intercourse. Some spooge may or may not be involved.

Wow, Wendy was incredible last night but to top it all off, she gave me a Canadian Breath Mint afterwards to help me sleep.

by Chunk762 September 22, 2023

The Breath Of Marseilles

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Breath Of Marseilles

by Abreathofaversaillian January 20, 2025

care bear breath

When your mouth smells like feces, and you use a piece of peppermint to try and freshen it. This combination births the outcome of someone caring to respect another person, but fails horribly because now the breath attacks like a bear. R.I.P

Bro, you chillin with that care bear breath again.

by Kskeet November 5, 2014

A Breath Of Versailles

What i call people when they slip on a piece of dog shit.

Person 1: Have you ever slipped on a piece of dog shit before?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are now A Breath Of Versailles.

by BoobiesOnTheGravel January 9, 2025

Breathed

Just trying to prove that this is a word to my friend

Friend one:You breathed oxygen?
Friend two: that’s not a word
Friend one: *looks it up on urban dictionary*
Yes it is

by Breathed November 28, 2021

savior breath

Da "don't waste your lungs-exercising" reply dat an "unconvinced" individual says to a Bible-thumping "born-aginner" when declining his offer to join him in his supposedly-enlightened-and-favored status.

I tried establishment religion for a while, but in da end I really experienced nothing but false guilt, misery, and heartache --- I should have just said "savior breath" to dat pushy-Pentecostal preacher who pulled over and interrupted me while I was merely out for a walk along da road!

by QuacksO April 19, 2025

Breathe

Breathing air filled with smoke, farts and air that has been inside someone elses nose, throat, lungs, intestine, etc into your own nose.

Breathe is disgusting, so Jake stopped doing it.

Jake took a breather and breath a breadth rectangle

by Slimey Snakey Bone Apple Teeth April 4, 2023