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Closet Bitch

A person who appears to be a nice person, but in reality is a bitch. This person tends to talk about people behind their backs and screw people over whenever they have the opportunity. However, to the untrained eye, this person seems like an angel.
Marc - "Wow man, I thought your Jenny and I were really hitting it of at the party last night, she even gave me her number and told me we should hang out. But today I find out that she was telling everybody I was annoying her and being creepy and shit."

Mike - "Ya dude Jenny seems nice, but she's a closet bitch for sure."
by RiseAgainst53 October 25, 2010
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Bitch Berry

A slutty female that does any sexual thing except actual intercourse, thus, not popping her cherry.
UGH! That girl was such a bitch berry. She never let me fuck her! Although she did give me some head that was really good.
by ZomgAnon January 22, 2009
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Conversation bitch

A person who becomes one's bitch during conversation. Usually because they're trying so hard to get in that person's pants that they'll talk about anything.
Third party observer: Please observe as I casually stroll by this conversation bitch.



Girl: So I have this collection of teddy bears at my apartment, and...
Guy: Oh my god, right? That's so cool!
by EditedDownRealTalk February 5, 2009
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sideline bitch

A female who is in a realionship with a fella that has one more main bitches..... however the sideline gets to ream all the benefits of a realionship..such as.. dates..public appearances..gifts...bills paid..spontaneous sex..without having to answer amy questions or go thru drama.
Sideline bitch..gets to have all the fun..
by UAS November 12, 2013
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backorder bitch

A super hot chic that is desired by so many guys she would never be able to keep up with the demand. Guys have to wait in line to get a chance.
That girl is crazy hot, but I have no chance. She's a backorder bitch.
by T-HUD January 1, 2014
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UD the bitch

Just when you wanna publish some words (Urban dictionary) they just don't share them and send (wasn't published) to you , then you could call them the bitch as funny not insult.
Hey dude, I published some words last night but it wasn't published
oh man, me too , UD the bitch published some fuckin nonsense definitions but not good and also it must be cleared there so many harmful , slurs homophobic bad words haha.
by Kage Maro 2008 March 13, 2015
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UD the bitch

When you wanna publish some words (Urban dictionary) and they send you (ain't published) you can call them the bitch
Oh , UD the bitch didn't publish my word how I hate you UD
by Kage Maro 2008 March 13, 2015
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