coochie blast

To Coochie blast is to finger a girl hard she cums almost instantly

Bro she bet it was impossible to make her cum in a minute so I’m gona coochie blast her tonight and prove her wrong

by Notnickkkkkkk November 3, 2019

Tat-Blast

Presenting someone an otherwise concealed tattoo as a mating call ritual.

Jamie: "Dude, this emo girl totally tat-blasted me on the subway."
Alex: "Hell yeah, man. Did you get her number?"
Jamie: "Just coming back from her place."

by 0MasterBlaster December 23, 2024

Trumpet Blasted

When you get rickrolled with the FOX NFL theme song. Similar to rickrolling and stickbugged.

I thought the video was about a cure to cancer, but I just got Trumpet Blasted.

by TheSerperiorMaster October 9, 2020

Cheddy Blast

Unlike a virgin cheddy blast which is when one rips open a zyn and covers the rest of the tin with the nicotine salt, a true cheddy blast is when one takes a zyn and dips it in a baggy of cocaine.

Bro I still can’t feel my gums from that cheddy blast you gave me in the bathroom.

by Beast mode pigeon July 2, 2023

Gel Blasting

When a guy grows his public hair out and makes it into a second penis using hair gel, then using both to penetrate both holes at the same time.

Yo bro, I just got done gel blasting.

by Niggerlover34 May 26, 2024

Seismic Semen Blast

The volcanuous eruption of semen from the genitals of a male donor a male that Is capable of registering upon a Richter scale device.

Bobs seismic semen blast had penetrated deeply into Mary’s abyss of a vagina.

by Cashpuller420 March 3, 2023

Peruvian diarrhea blast

When you’re getting such good, slobbery, heavenly, beautiful penile head that you shit yourself through the sky all the way to Peru. There have been multiple incidents of this happening, the most notable being that of harry koksuker, from Thailand.

Harry koksuker: I’m going to get head now please girl
His girlfriend: ok but be warned it’s really good
Harry koksuker: he went to peru (got peruvian diarrhea blast)

by Poopfartdickyhead May 20, 2025