Beer Hook

In Music , describing the type of chorus you need in a song composition. Referring to 70-80's beer commercial jingles. Example: Budweiser's King of the beers jingle, "When you say Bud , you got it all! When you say Bud you got it all."

I think this songs great but, it really needs a "beer hook" .

by Reecifer April 27, 2022

Beer Hole

a form of depression that occurs after a session of heavy alcohol consumption, usually around 75~200 beers in a weekend. Symptoms include a sense of dread, sending manic texts, and not wanting to record an episode of the podcast.

Dude I drank 27 Yuenglings Saturday and now I'm in the Beer Hole bad.

by wisecrackerpod April 27, 2021

Beer Truce

When, at the end of a binge, there is one beer beverage left in the fridge/cooler/box beside the beer pong table. No one shall touch or drink the beer til the next morning. The first one who wakes is the first one who takes, thus starting an early day of getting shit faced.

Dude, we must instate a beer truce until tomorrow. Then it can be resolved.

I'm too drunk to argue over one beer. Let's call a beer truce.

I'm too drunk to taste this chicken.

by b. real October 28, 2010

beer date

When your too wasted to realize your on a date with a super ugly and stupid person

I was on a beer date last night and damn she was ugly.

by Jlabelle April 21, 2016

ninja beer

A beer that is high in alcohol content, but tastes like a regular beer.

Drunk ass: Yo I thought this was regular piss beer, but this shit snuck up on me like a ninja. I was shit faced before i knew what happened.

Bro: yeah, who gave you that ninja beer?

by Vladivastok March 28, 2011

Preview Beers

The beers that preview the premiere event. Preview beers are for those desk jockey corporate monkeys that have made it to Friday and willing to spend $7 on a local IPA because they “earned it”. Those that start the night with preview beers are often found ordering a round of bottom-shelf boozy beverages or indulging in free pizza just as closing time strikes. Preview Beer aficionados are privy to leaving the cheap stuff for after hours when their taste buds have dulled and confidence has skyrocketed. Their legacy will be forever immortalized in the walk of shame the following morning to recover a credit card and a tab that has yet to be closed.

J.T. Invited us to grab some preview beers at 2pm, but the tap room doesn’t open till 4.

by WanderingGinger February 5, 2022

Beer-vana

A sudden certainty after drinking large quantities of alcohol that you can fix your life

"All I need to do is learn the guitar or buy a cattery and stop flushing letters from the debt collection agency down the toilet without reading them"
"Wake up my disciple. You don't have to worry about the morrow when you let your soul drown in the beer-vana before the next night."

by Batrick June 1, 2018