bird on a pad

A woman who in bleeding from her ginny.(Vagina)

"hey babe, wanna kill all humans?"
"i cant I've got my period"
"oh great bird on a pad!"

by khelly May 20, 2008

Bird-bath

When the man has previously had sex with a woman, specifically in her vagina (see back alley bird bath for anal), and then that same woman (or a different woman) cleans the man's genitals with their mouth; either right after sex or before next round of sex.

Man: My dick has your pussy juice on it, clean it up with a bird-bath!

by Coffeeandcannabis April 05, 2017

gummy bird

When a woman fills her vagina with gummy bears and then squats over the face of her partner dropping them into his mouth like a mother bird.

Tyler wanted a snack first, so he asked me to gummy bird.

by ElleDiablo May 05, 2016

show bird

Another word for THOT ( That hoe over there) or whore

me: That bitch is such a fuckin show bird
friend: i know right

by show bird October 27, 2015

Tweety bird

A person who looks to tweet on Twitter.

She's a Tweety bird but I don't tweet so much.

by stylo2d January 11, 2016

twirling the bird

smoking methamphetamines out of a glass pipe

dont loan any money to bob, he's been twirling the bird....

by Andrew Giminiani April 30, 2003

migratory bird

a man looking for another man to have sex with.

did u c da migratory bird ?

by warfrud zenwa May 23, 2008