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russian poops

the most poopiest log known to existince
OMG TOMMY HAD A RUSSIAN POOP! tommy;i have shit stain in muh pants yay russian poops
by b2byc2md3n March 17, 2022
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poop and dash

The act of arriving at a location and immediately heading to the shitter and dropping a deuce whether small and dainty like that of a cat or large and gruesome like the dark lord satan himself is using your asshole as a portal into this world and then promptly leaving the premises never to return because what you did in that bathroom is probably against the Geneva Convention.
-"Wanna head over to that Kristen girl's house for that party?"
-"Can't bro. I totally did a poop and dash there last week."
by Maccadangdang July 15, 2017
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Poop-a-gram

A package of poop sent via mail or delivery as a symbol of spite or hatred. A box or envelope containing human feces sent as a means of showing discord or seeking revenge for an ill act.
Bob: What is that odor coming from your package? Jim: My ex-girlfriend sent me a poop-a-gram because I dumped her for her best friend. Bob: That is not cool. Jim: I guess I deserved it.
by recruiterpoet September 4, 2016
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Poop technician

derogitory term for a homosexual man
That guys a real poop technician
by Stuart Mackie May 27, 2008
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Poop And Shoot

"Hey man did you just poop and shoot in the porta-jon."
by killjoy78 August 7, 2020
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Pooped Off

The more appropriate term of implying that you are angry or mad during a current situation. Or brought up from a past event.
1) My caught caught on fire and died this morning. Now I'm just really pooped off!

2) Don't mess with me right now, I'm just really pooped off.

3) I think I pooped off my neighbors last night by blasting my music past midnight.
by CalvinLongstockings October 20, 2010
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Oopy poop

When you did a poop and you scream ooooopyyyyy dadddyyyyy while on top
Me: agahahahahahshsshus I can’t stop pooping
Bae: ahahahshshs this oopy poop is to much to handle
by Oopy poop December 2, 2021
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