weekuilibrium

The inherent feeling one has as to what day of the week it is.

"Dude, getting smashed on Tuesday night really threw off my weekuilibrium, is it really Thursday already?!"

by cleigh1224 January 14, 2009

Weekineaster

To urinate in a person's anus.

Bill had pulled a weekineaster on his girlfriend.

by Jeckler May 6, 2009

weekendicked

When given a task and/or an assignment that is to be completed over the weekend, thus dicking up your Saturday and Sunday.

Ex1. The professor totally weekendicked the class when he asked them to add definitions into the urban dictionary as a weekend assignment. Dammit!

Ex2. Thanks for giving me a weekendick honey, I'll get right on to building that jungle gym

by SubD88 July 13, 2009

Weekendly

the same concept as weekly, except the event or occurrence in question happens every weekend.

I go to the bar on a weekendly basis.

by ThePharoah March 27, 2012

Weekend Coffee

A coffee that you drink on the weekend. During the week, you drink coffee out of necessity. Your job is hard! Waking up sucks!

Then, the weekend comes. You drink a coffee because it's delicious and gets your brain going just in time to read a book, play some hacky sack, or do absolutely nothing all damn day long.

"If it's Sunday, you know it's weekend coffee."

by Motorcycle Todd June 19, 2013

Weekoffend

Weekend spent doing nothing but forgetting your life is a constant waste so in order to forget about your personal problems and the past five days of torturous work you engage in numerous bad decisions. You forget what driving sober feels like and think condoms are the devil. Oh, and the occasional finger in the ass may be necessary to finish while drunk sexing.

It's almost my weekoffend and I am going to fuck shit up!

by Slaphuh February 9, 2014

Weekly Tormentcia

Thinking it's Friday when it's only Wednesday.

Damn, I must have Weekly Tormentcia, I keep thinking it's Friday and it's only Wednesday!

by Neral November 15, 2013