Tool

A) A person whom conforms. often associated with "douches" and "assholes". (1) In the wild, these very unintellegent creatures copy whatever they see, or claim to have done something, but really they just pissed someone off. Often really annoying and doesn't think of what to do in life.

B) a garden or mechanical device of which helps man do great things.

A)
generic callie #1: God that person is such a tool. I hope they learn to think about what they need and want, and not what others tell them to do.

generic prep er.. tool#1: oohh those shoes are like, amazing, aren't they generic douche bag # 5?

generic douche bag # 5) your fucking rights they are babes! lets go buy you them and then I'll show you off to everyone, then dump you the next day because we're a week old!

generic tool #1: OK! :D

Generic Callie #1: >_> what did i just say?!

B)
generic gardener #7.5 vista beta:

oh this tool is lov.. *loading*

generic callie #1) piece of crap windows.. *hits gardener a few times* ah.. Should have had a v8... *shifty eyes* ..scanner..

by your_friendly_tool February 26, 2009

toolbie

A combination of a "tool," a person who is a complete idiot (and is easily used) and a newbie.

Hey, look at that toolbie! Someone stole his laundry detergent while he was trying to figure out how to use the washing machine!

by tonkitytonk February 9, 2009

Tool

Someone who is sketched out to the point you have to declare that he or she is a tool, because once your a tool your always a tool

" Yo can you pass me that wrench, you tool "

by Tom Stein beaver February 21, 2009

Tool

when somebody is a poser and thinks they fit in when they clearly do not. they think they have so many friends but they talk about the person all the time.

tom gabriel peter is sucha tool. he thinks everyone likes him, but he truely is a poser at heart.

by nicolette312 February 21, 2009

tool

lame, good for nothing except screwing.

the dude on guitar hero was such a tool cause he talked smack and played on medium.

by pplinbricevilleareonmeth February 22, 2009

tool

A boy or girl, usually a boy who seeks out to be cool and 'hip with it,' so they will do anything that a popular person asks them to do!

Hey look at Brendan Cronin giving all the cool kids gum, what a tool!

by CoolKidPeanut March 8, 2009

tool

A person who is a complete loser in all ways. Has no idea what he is doing and is most likely at art schools smoking up some hootch with kids named Tippayachat.

Someone with the name Gavin or Calvin is really a tool. Especially if there last names happens to sound like a geometrical vocabulary word.

by ohsolovely April 2, 2009