Ticket to Ride

When someone suggests an idea however it so confusing it competes with the rules of Ticket to Ride.

Typically said so fast all of the “T”s and “K” sound like an incoming train. (TI-Ke-eT-To-RiDe)

Person 1: Hey, how about we take these waffles to the geese at the end of the road on our camel!

Person 2: Could you explain more? That’s super Ticket to Ride.

by Fake snow January 7, 2021

Return Ticket

A mandatory statement of compliance required by African's travelling to the United Kingdom.This statement is actioned with immediate effect. see also fresh off the boat Immigration Customs and Excise

"Dear Mr (insert here various number of clicks and clacks)
On todays date of 16th Feb 2006 you have been issued with a RETURN TICKET to Zimbabwe effective immediately. Thank you for travelling with British Airways. We regret that this will be your last journey with us."

"Morning Sir,are you travelling today on flight BA157- could I please see your return ticket!"

by Jar Jar Bing May 24, 2006

B'tickle

<noun, verb>
<adj. - b'ticklin'>

1)A butt tickle.
2)You know, a b'tickle.

<verb> Are you b'tickling?

<noun> I had a b'tickle last night.

<adj> That b'ticklin' turd.

by headshave February 23, 2009

WICKEY TICKED

Wicked pissed! As in really peeved off. Ticked off to the nth degree.

(After the cat jumps into the fridge when you open the door) Kitty, I am wickey ticked at you now! Get out of the blasted fridge.

by cirenevard December 23, 2009

Mac tickle

Waking up your Mac from sleep mode by aggressively moving your finger back and forth on the mouse pad. Applies to MacBooks only.

"How do I get your MacBook out of sleep mode?"
"Just give the mouse pad a little mac tickle."

by kenziefrenzy May 15, 2010

fist tickle

Closed fist vaginal and/or anal penetration, followed by spirit fingers while still inside the vaginal/anal cavity.

she loves being fist tickled so much, its the only way to get her off dude!

by fistickler April 7, 2011

IT Tickle

When you purposely port scan an IT admin's server which then submits a warning to his mobile device set to vibrate. The device will most likely be located in his pants pocket.

I'm going to IT tickle the shit out of D-Link.

by hoes before bros bitches February 7, 2013