bag paw

The hand used to masturbate, the act of which is referred to as "exercising the bag paw."

Mate 1: Yo, how many times you exercise the bag paw last night?
Mate 2: At least 4, I am a waste of a human being.

by jstern22 June 21, 2011

Slapping the Bag

Cugging wine from a bag from a Franzia box

Kelly: Patrice come slap the bag

Patrice: Kelly tf that mean
Kelly: Put the nozzle of the bag in ya mouth and chug hoe , slapping the bag!

Patrice: Bet

by hnnnaha June 5, 2018

Bag a penguin

A one-night stand with a nun.

Watching the Nuggets game, Bob totally tried to bag a penguin.

by Cloaca Lover June 7, 2009

Bag Bitch

When you pull up to a fast food drive through, the "Bag Bitch" is the person that is riding shotgun and has to grab all the food bags from the driver and distribute the food to everyone in the car. They also must hold the empty bag which serves as the garbage bag for everyone.

Hey, Bag Bitch! I ordered the 20 piece chicken nuggets, not the cheeseburger!

Mandi is the Bag Bitch, give her the trash.

Why do I always have to be the "Big Bitch"!? I just wanna drink my milkshake!!

by FerReals July 23, 2012

joy bags

A nicely shaped set of female breats.

Sophia Loren still has head turning joy bags.

by Effrem Polecat June 20, 2007

lose bag

noun a person who has no real friends their own age and therefore hangs out with their kids friends or their siblings friends (not to be confused with a pedophile, milf, cougar or a douche bag, though loser may be an acceptable synonym)

Steven graduated with me in the 90's but he goes skateboarding with my little brother who graduated last year, he's such a lose bag.

by db8dork November 29, 2010

Bag of mushrooms

You know what it means...

That Anita is a right bag of mushrooms...

by Ven 0ne June 6, 2018