maple tits

When tits hang long and low like when maple syrup is poured out of a jar.

That grandma has some maple tits.

by Mandymanpool November 13, 2016

tit-end

A generally foolish or undesirable person, with similar meaning to plain old tit when it's used as an insult. Made more popular after it was used in the TV comedy series Green Wing.

"You're such an idiot, you complete and utter tit-end."

by Bortron September 1, 2006

Jacked To The Tits

When someone is jacked to the tits, they are typically batshit crazy on whatever assets or positions they have. Or, they have an incomprehensible amount of somthing that shouldent be possible.

For example,

Kevins credit card is Jacked To The Tits

Or,

Jamie is Jacked To The Tits on Red Bull

by BounceBirage March 3, 2022

tit-whore

Generic term used primarily only amongst males, in reference to any generic female, regardless of her sexual orientation, but most specifically in reference to well-endowed specimens sporting blouses full of bra-filled funbags. NOT synonymous with "skank" or "whore".

"Hey, you guys, let's go check out the beach/club/mall/etc. for some prime tit-whores, for I have a hankerin' to be sucking on some boobalicious titty-meat tonight, y'all!"

"Woah! How much is THAT tit-whore in the window, fellas?!"

by Professor G February 21, 2009

apple tits

A woman's breasts who are so saggy, it's like an apple hanging from a tree.

"Hey man, did you see those apple tits over there?"
"I wouldn't eat that pie."

by chynadoll February 17, 2008

tit flop

when your boobs fly up and back down and make a flop sound

hey did you she sally while she was running she did a tit flop

by Tara Dowell September 30, 2016

Mazel Tits

1. An exclamatory phrase used in celebration of a circumstance or event.
2. The exceptional bosoms of a Jewish woman or voluptuous man.

1. Mazel Tits you got the job!
2. Hey Joey look at the Mazel Tits Natalie Portman!

by BettyFordCentre432 September 30, 2011