dying spider high turkey

a dying spider high turkey are a crazy and weird invasive species. they blueg to defend themselves and only eat specially fomed carrots that can only be made by afk twons. unfortunately it is hard for people to throw them out and then they invade. only 2 people currently have these as pets and they are both afk twons.
look, it’s a dying spider high turkey!
by additheallergy May 06, 2023
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Here you go turkeys

what you say before mooning turkeys
Kyle: Here you go turkeys
*moons them*
by stendyshipper1000 July 06, 2023
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Uncle Sam's Tennessee Turkey

It is mainly described as the very inhumane act of deficating on a innocent young female and ejaculating on her face whilst consuming a quite delicious golden glazed turkey leg and reciting the pledge of allegance.
Dude Man! Roberto gave Tina the gnarliest Uncle Sam's Tennessee Turkey last night!
by Robertojohnson10 September 16, 2009
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Longer Than Frozen Turkey

Someone that takes seemingly FOREVER or a very long time
"You should be stronger than me but instead you're longer than frozen turkey" from the Amy Winehouse song "Stonger Than Me"
by Crystal Lee December 11, 2007
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ol' turkey head move

Girl gives you a blowjob.She suck repeatedly until you reach orgasm. Like a turkey whos on a walk shackin its head back and forth.
James:Wow dude, I wanted to visit you at home yesterday.
Jimmy:Eh?
James:You know man, we wanted to play some X-Box you wasn´t
there, remember.
Jimmy:Yeah sorry dude, I forgot.
James:Don´t be sorry, dude. Your mom let me in performed the
ol' turkey head move on my dick.
James:Ooops!
Jimmy WHAT????!!!!!
James:Hey dude why are you pullin´ out the gun?!
Jimmy´s Gun:...BANG
by Lord Moloch February 21, 2008
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A repulsive sexual maneuver when you are having sex with a girl with a warbling double chin. You jab your dick in her mouth, making her chin vibrate as she is making turkey sounds. Just before ejaculation you pull out and turn her around, going for the dirt road while she is on all four.
That Tom is such a quitter, I really wanted to get a hold of him but he was out four wheeling with the turkey lady all weekend.

Originated in Idaho, modified in Chicago, perfected in NYC
by Klascombat October 16, 2010
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