Touch your Cousin Day

On March 13th it is National touch your cousin day!! If you love touching your family members this is the best day for you!!!

"Do you like touching your cousins? Not a lot. Tomorrow is National touch your cousin day!!!"

by Urban Dicktonary Book May 14, 2022

Im going to touch you

Tiktoks way of threatening to touch someone without their own agreement.

Guy 1 "Yo dude wyd?"
Guy 2 "Im going to touch you."
Guy 1 "What is wrong with you, you are such a weirdo dude, You need to stop it, This isnt even funny anymore."

by SwonglerMan September 4, 2024

i touch myself

tingle tongle

oh well, I touch myself

by anna15515551 January 16, 2024

knob hand door touch

The process in which you open the door to the toilet after using it without washing your hands!

Wow, did you see that bloke? He just did a knob hand door touch! Be careful

by 3 finger fred August 1, 2016

Touch Grass

When you play too much FIFA

MIke J is constantly online on FIFA 22 he needs to touch grass in my opinion ONG.

by heyM0CHI June 6, 2022

Midas Touch Effect

A phenomenon where anything created by the internet, will be destroyed by the internet, usually in the matter of days.

“Hey did you hear about (insert popular online event/trend/game)?”

“Yeah, but more and more people started joining in on it and they ruined it. It’s always a recurring Midas Touch Effect whenever the internet gets a hold of something precious.”

by Sxftware April 12, 2022

touch ass

Used when someone is being too intense, irritable, combative, or distracted and they need to relax. It means that they need to get laid and stop annoying everyone else because they have not been able to release their sexual frustration. They need to join the "real world" by benefiting from having sex.

It is a play on words with "touch grass" having a similar meaning but with a sexual emphasis.

You haven't stopped talking about Settlers of Catan all day. You need to go touch ass.

My ex won't stop bugging me and trying to make my life hell. She needs a new boyfriend so she can touch ass and get off my back.

by Oolated Squiggs February 6, 2025