skin shuffler

1) A wanker so mentally impaired that he doesn't realise what he is doing.

2) An insult significatly lower than a wanker.

1) x is a right fucking skin shuffler, if he had dynamite for brains he couldn't blow his hat off.

2) You are lower than pensioners tits, infact I rekon you could shuffle skin with the best of them.

by Dia0z September 9, 2008

Skin Squirrel

1. A lesser man. One who is lanky and/or uncoordinated. One who is lazy or generally disliked. 2. A term of "endearment" among friends.

Look at that dude, what a skin squirrel. Whatever, you skin squirrel.

by Gustavo65 June 2, 2008

orgami skinned

when someone talks and his skin folds up
or when someone moves and has folds on his skin.

jhonny: OMG, look at his face

ashley: he must smoke!

jhonny: haha, that orgami skinned FOOL.

by tyler crybaby August 6, 2008

skin in the box

when you tuck the labia on an 'outy' vagina inside the hole, hence creating the 'skin in the box'.

"damn, that chick had an outy, but i gave her a 'skin in the box' and fixed that."

by chodeman5000 August 19, 2008

Skin Disc

The round area surrounding the nipple, excluding the nipple itself.

Jeez Tyler, your Mom has some nice skin discs.

by Hot Doctor1337 January 21, 2009

skin focals

see Bifocaled

Mary was having trouble reading the daily newspaper, so John decided to drop his pants and loan her his skin focals.

by VGJunkie October 18, 2008

law of new skin

is a theory that no matter how hot or sexy your current piece of ass is, the girl you haven't slept with yet is more desirable

you are currently in a relationship with a 9.2.
but you really wanna bang the 6.7 with the crooked teeth at the end of the bar.
The law of new skin says that you will sleep with the 6.7

by theflyingdutchman March 15, 2014