Joanna sexual

Joanna is Kirby Smarts dream wife. Joanna sexuals are people who are only attracted to Joanna.

I lightfoot am Joanna sexual.

by Lightfoot_weewee July 29, 2022

Sexual Retard

See: definition of 'fruitnigger'.

They got "married" to each other because they have no experience with the opposite sex and/or refuse any sexually mature development or relationships, so they decided to become sexual retards.

by molestedBYAfruitnigger August 15, 2020

Gary-Sexual

Gary-Sexual

The sexual practice of somebody who gets sexually aroused by old names eg 'Mary, Mandy, Frank'

Sexual orientation:
Hetrosexual
Bi sexual
Homosexual
Gary-Sexual

by Tableclub October 10, 2019

sexual zest

A man driving a car jerking off whilst eating a lemon right before he cums he has a heart attack

One mans sexual zest is another mans 20 car pile up.

by sugargirrl420 July 5, 2016

Gay-Sexual

When you don’t want a relationship with the same sex, but it’s the only sexual relations that turn you on. You want to have relationship and love with the opposite sex. So that makes you gay-sexual. Only gay in terms of the sexual aspect.

I’m gay-sexual, so no, he and I will never get married.

by Dwvinkysgirl May 7, 2018

Sexual Encountee

Individuals who are subject to a cock blocker.

If I'm a cock blocker, what does that make the other two? Sexual Encountee(s)

by pizzaeater August 9, 2014

Metro-sexual

If you're pretending to be gay to get close to a girl, but she starts to catch on, and she asks you what sexuality you are, it's your best answer.

"Are you gay, cause you act gay, but you were staring at my boobs," "I'm not gay, I'm metro-sexual."

by Anonymously obvious suspect January 31, 2014