A granny slap happens when a grandmother approaches you and pinches your cheeks so hard that the skin literally slaps against your face when released. It is usually accompanied by much cooing and statements that include but are not limited to: "Oh, you've grown so tall," or, "You're my little sugar bunny!"
John: Did you see that mark on Jack's cheek?
Jill: Yeah, he totally got granny slapped yesterday. His sister told me all about how his skin snapped into place.
Jill: Yeah, he totally got granny slapped yesterday. His sister told me all about how his skin snapped into place.
by thelastcard November 22, 2011
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Children say this thinking it's not going to get them in trouble.
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Dad: how was school today?
daughter: it was ok.
Dad: did anything good happen?
daughter: yeah there was a fight and this girl got B slapped in the face.
daughter: it was ok.
Dad: did anything good happen?
daughter: yeah there was a fight and this girl got B slapped in the face.
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I explained to the young man that if you pour gasoline on a fire it won't go out it will burn even more; he burned down his family home and I trump slapped his ignorant ass when he came over to my house to call the fire department.
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opposite: brandon looked up the facts in order to avoid the google-slap from sarah.
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