Robert

Guy who enjoys casual loafing, and also is a rock climber depending on which region he is from.

(guy 1)Robert couldn't make it today, said he was busy. (guy 2) Must be loafing himself, he's always at it.

by Euan Bis February 21, 2009

Robert Pattinson

Sexysexyyy man,best known for playing Edward Cullen in Twilight and Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter. He has also been in lots of other films:
Little Ashes
Vanity Fair
The Haunted Airman
The Bad Mother Handbook
How To Be
The SummerHouse
He is the most perfect singer, musician, actor ever.
But unfortunately, he belongs to Amy Patter* and Sally Tiger*, who are completelyyyyy obssessed with him (and are proud of it!) :D
> So no other girls (or boys, if you like) can have him :)
Sorry guys :)
**not real names, made - up names used.

oh, he's so sexy"
"Just like Robert Pattinson!"

by PrettyFace May 17, 2009

Roberta Flacked

Killing someone not-so softly with one's song. Most commonly associated with office workers insisting on the inevitable Birthday song seranade. The most painful version is when one person takes it upon themselves to sing to an unwilling party, thus inflicting serious and irreversible damage.

"OMG, you guys, Marcia's getting ready to Roberta Flack the birthday boy."

"Nah, bro, I'm not going to karaoke with you. Last time, I was Roberta Flacked within an inch of my life'

by deb84102 July 24, 2009

Roberto

Can be a bitch, but financially smart(sometimes), inmature believes he knows more than he actually does and is very shy, kind hearted and nice but to those who are close, very rude to the outside specially if they are no help to him, usually eats alot of sauce and has very well taste in food.

“He could be such a roberto”

by Real_boy2000 December 16, 2018

Robert

Dumbass who asked is Fortnite for the wii

That robert kid is retarded

by Elf_man March 19, 2019

Filthy Robertson

The act of gaining revenge on a cheating girlfriend by cumming on the pillow her new lover now sleeps on in her bed so the jerk can roll about in your jizz while he sleeps with your former girlfriend.

"I can't believe that bitch lied about fucking that loser. No worries though, I got mine with a Filthy Robertson!"

by smarty gurl December 31, 2008

Date Raper

One who pocesses the face of a date raper

guy1: hey look over there
girl1: what?
Guy1: slips stuff into girls drink
girl2: Date Raper!!!!!

by hueyfrman October 1, 2009