Mobile rice

Maggot

Wow the bin is covered in mobile rice.

by 1800Stickfigure November 29, 2021

Rice

Slang for hair in a container, usually for the purpose of eating

“Noah’s hair is the best rice ever man”

by SoddenQuasimodo July 20, 2022

Rice Emperor

A drunk fucker:
A person who over drinks like an emperor and usually fucks people over. Rice is an idiom for fucking from the Chinese 炒飯 which can be used as both a verb (to fry rice) or a noun (fried rice.) It is used in China and Taiwan to mean sex or have sex.

Did you hear what Jamie did last night? He slashed his mother's tires. He's a real rice emperor.

by LastNameFirstName July 21, 2022

Lap rice

An sti

When a soggy boggy finishes you get lap rice

by Ong223 July 27, 2022

Rice-ist

1. A person of discerning taste who refuses but the best quality of rice in his dishes.

2. A Snob who is very selective as to the quality of rice in his food

This rice bowl is the best, they’re true Rice-ists at this restaurant.

by 1dsol3mn August 3, 2022

Paper Rice

Toilet paper that has become stuck between your ass after wiping and, over time, broken down and rolled up into little rice like particles that can be picked out and eaten.

Male 1: We got lost on our camping trip, and at one point we had to survive off of our own paper rice!

Male 2: Damn, at least you got to ration something that tasted good...

Male 1: I was stockpiling that for months!

by Gumbly Simpson August 7, 2022

Rice woman

A rice woman is a person with extravagant taste in life however, their judgement has been clouded by a low quality packet rice man and therefore cannot see the other amazing rice cookers in life who were destined for her.

Person 1: have you seen how she has been acting like a rice woman lately

Person 2: I know i can’t believe what she has done

by Miumiu082 August 19, 2022