Pump and Treat

The act where one guy cums into another persons butt and then procedes to rythmically compress the recipients abdomen, imitating a pump.

Environmental Engineer: "We had a leak the other day… had to initialize a pump and treat."
Other guy: "Same, gave the missus the ol' Pump and Treat the other day."
Environmental Engineer: "Wat? That's not what I meant in the slightest…"

by bertyvogt August 10, 2018

Indiana gas pump

A dick with a multiple stds

I gave her the Indiana Gas Pump, now she's got herpeghonnasyphillaids.

by Turtles:D December 19, 2017

pumping the watermelon

another way of saying jerking off.

guy1: dude my dad caught me pumping the watermelon.
guy2: fuck you dude i dont wanna hear that shit.

by wrestlerchance October 14, 2012

read your pump

To read one's pump is to notice when an individual has recently lifted. Often used as a compliment or praise, acknowledging another individuals swollen muscles.

"Hey bro, your arms are looking juicy af right now. You do arms today?"
"Yeah, I did actually, how'd you notice?"
"Brother, I read your pump"

by Natty Lyfe May 12, 2023

Trendy Pump

A slightly older man with white hair wearing an orange shirt, a handle bar mustache, also white, glasses, red skin, some tats, hairy armpits and squishy earlobes. trendy pumps usually like to spend their days watching the packers, going for a ride on his YELLOW motorcycle, and crack some cold ones.

Man, my grandpa is such a trendy pump...

by Lilmoop June 30, 2018

Pump

During/after working out the blood, your muscles expand strongly due to the inflowing blood.
The muscles feel very plump and voluminous with a pump.

Yesterday after being in the Gym my muscles were on pump and massive, it felt amazing

by anonymous August 18, 2022

Palace Of Pump

That place where you go to get absolutely shredded and feel safe being toxically masculine.

“Bro, I just hit my PR on bench at the Palace Of Pump!”

by Gordon Jamesey April 28, 2025