Pot Black

A West Perth-based local (Aussie) slang for someone who runs a high revenue business and makes lots of money but is stingy when it comes to staff development and expenses.
Staff to Mr. CEO: Hey where are we going to have our annual celebration this year?

Mr. CEO: It’s going to be Pot Black cos I have allocated most of the budget for this year towards renovating my office!
by Small Cat Group September 20, 2022
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Hot Pot Central

Much like a Dutch oven, this fart ritual is performed with your Asian significant other after having Asian food.
Preferably done after consuming a rich meal which included cabbage, and bok choy.
Man, Tony gave me a Hot Pot Central last night!!
We were laying in bed and he just let one rip, and then covered my head with the blanket!!
It was so bad that my lucky bamboo wilted, Confucius wrote about it in The Analects.
by Satansfx December 11, 2022
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Flower Pot Faggot

Hollis is a Flower Pot Faggot for going 5-1 while camping on Gun Runner.
by Opossum123 February 11, 2021
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freckle the pot

An occasion when seated upon the porcelain , one blows off a particularly forceful fart which is also part-shit whereupon the velocity of the charge will entrain small beads of excrement that impact the walls of the bowl like wet shrapnel. The resultant pebble dashing can thus be colourfully described to one’s associates as you having freckled the pot , drawing an analogy between the now dashed China , with the cutie pie freckles across the nose of a ginger teenager .
Fuck , I sat down to birth an otter , but damn if I didn’t have a bellyful of fart that came howling out at a phenomenal rate of knots , picking up ass debris as it emerged which leg to an incredible amount of freckle the pot
by Napoleon BonerPart February 23, 2023
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instant pot

A dangerous dark torture sauna for foodstuffs.
Today I used my Instant Pot to torture some meat. It eventually fell apart from the stress and I ate it, laughing maniacally.
by marshanizgut April 28, 2022
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Mississippi Pot Roast

An orgy that can only occur in New Orleans in which a man blindfolded with a confederate flag inserts his left hand into an unspecified but humid chamber, not knowing that which he has enjoined himself with. Following, after five minutes he removes his said hand, puts it up to his nose, and correlating with the accuracy of his assessment wins an appropriate gift card to Church's Chicken.
"Thanks for taking me to Church's Chicken!"
"Don't mention it, I won this gift card at a Mississippi Pot Roast!"
by A Flaky Bitch September 7, 2023
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Pot-hole

Hey, you wanna go smoke with Tyler? No way. That dude is a total pot-hole
by LazarusLongHoward December 13, 2022
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