poop sockism

The worship of the one holy pœœp söçk

“Hey man are you worshiping poop sockism?”

“ hell yeah”

by Kentlover123 December 15, 2020

Pompeii Poop

1. A shit so powerful in magnitude that it absolutely incinerates your butthole. It burns so much that a loud and often thunderous roar will come from you as it's happening, much like Pompeii.

2. A shit so powerful in magnitude that every living being within a mile of your toilet will feel/smell it. Screaming and cries for help will ensure, and prayers to God will be made because of that shit.

rumbling in the distance
Dave: "The hell was that?"
smells the air
John: "No... It can't be..."
Dave: "What's happening?!"
John: "The Pompeii Poop... we're all goners..."

by GiganticFatCat October 21, 2019

boss poop

The last or largest poop to come out before wiping.

(Coined by my 4 year old son in a restaurant restroom)
Mommy: Brady, are you done?
Brady: No, I'm waiting for the Boss Poop.
Mommy: What's a Boss Poop.
Brady: ...the last poop to come out...

by Crapper™ March 17, 2016

The Poop Of Shame

A term for the shit a bottom takes after anal sex.

After Jordan filled my ass with cum, I waddled to the toilet for the poop of shame.

by Local Twink January 02, 2023

killer pooping

To poop with such ferocity, the results could be absolutely devastating.

Killer pooping is incredibly rare, and only one unfortunate individual has suffered loss of life.

by ExtremeBogom March 18, 2008

poop joint

the tightly rolled toilet paper that forms when wiping your butt after taking a poop often stuck in the hairs

My co-worker always leaves stained poop joints on the floor in the restroom

by Taylorret83 August 15, 2019

poop fuck

When you givin it to some hoe and she got shit on your dick.

Tyrese: Yo hommie Ivy gave me a poop fuck last night

Charlie: What the fuck is a poop fuck?

by 666oogabooga69 November 18, 2019