Monkey in a person suit

A person of sub par intelligence, to the extent that you have to assume they are merely a non-hominoid simian who has somehow aquired a human shaped, halloween costume.

Paris Hilton is a monkey in a person suit. Hell you can see the zip.

by Elburno October 3, 2011

the person you punch

the person you punch is next to you

the person you punch is next to you

by ryan vorvory June 4, 2019

coffee person/addict

An individual whose life revolves and is based on the concept of coffee. Is either an complete addict or requires some type of caffeine in a equivalent or exceeding amount to make up for the missing cup they did not get. In some extreme cases when an addict is encountered they might be extremely ill mannered towards you for the following: interrupting their beverage, not yet receiving sed beverage, and just not liking you or their day in general.

yes I am this person

Jack: Hey Kayla

Kayla: Well if was just fine before you opened joy sucking black hole called your mouth. Like wtf dont you see me trying to drink my coffee peacefully? Shit you just ruined my whole day!

Jack: Well....Im sorry...see you later

Kayla: Dammit I need another cup of coffee because one is just not enough to deal with this. Why tf did you just have to talk to me?.......You might see me later but pls for the love of all things good in the world dont talk to me!!!!!

Jack whispering: Damn coffee person/addict

by orgasmicknowledgespiter August 9, 2017

Kim psychotic personality

A mental illness that is marked by paranoia, antisocial personality, narcissism, and sadism. The North Korean dictatorial Kim family are the first ones to be diagnosed with such mental illness.

Kim psychotic personality runs in the family and is easily spread by years of desensitization, brainwashing, and other factors.

by Yobberson June 21, 2017

Hi random person

a word which makes no sense at all.

HI random person is murdering their friend

by hello person I do NO February 28, 2022

The Cutest Person in Existence

Talia is the cutest person in existence. She’s so precious and tiny. No one can convince me otherwise, not even Talia herself.

Naomi: Talia was soo cute today

Bull: I know right? She must be The Cutest Person in Existence

Talia: I’MNOTCUTE-

by bull_loafs_talia April 28, 2020

Montessori Personality Disorder

Also known as MPD. This is a disorder occurring in children or adolescents that transition from a Montessori school to a traditional school. There are 2 types.

Symptoms:
- lack of understanding social cues
- lack of math skills
- lack of general content knowledge (ie history, science)
- difficulty making friends

- trauma
- Type 1 specific symptoms: aggressive and or violent patterns of behavior, anger issues, overly literal thinking
- Type 2 specific symptoms: social withdrawal, social anxiety, overly abstract thinking

Treatment: rehab

Outlook: patients usually make a full recovery within 3-6 years if they have proper interventions.

Psychologist: “I’m so sorry I have to have this conversation today, I always hate telling such devastating news to parents.”

Parent: “does my kid have brain AIDS?”

Psychologist: “worse, your son suffers from Montessori Personality Disorder, my condolences.”

by Sacredfart February 19, 2023