self priming pump

When a girls pussy gets wet on its own. No oral needed.

I slept with this whore from the bar tonight. She had a self priming pump

by CrazyEeeeee November 29, 2015

Lil Pump

A retarded rapper with an even more retarded fanbase

Every 8 year old: GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG D ROSE D ROSE FLEX LIKE OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU LIL PUMP EEEEEEEEEEEEE

by LilPumpSuxDix June 22, 2020

Two-Pump Trump

Sort of like “two pump chump” (only lasts two pumps before finishing during intercourse) but after Stormy Daniels detailed testimony, it’s clear that the defendant needed a new nickname as he loves to apply them to others, unwittingly. It’s just fair, funny and it fits.

“Donald laid on top of me, pumped twice, finished, rolled over and fell asleep! He’s a two-pump Trump which is similar to a two-pump chump but more orange.

by TRIMROOM May 8, 2024

The Pump Fake Plow

After the course of the night filled with drugs and alcohol. You experience ED when it counts. Rather then quit and leave your woman unsatisfied. You finish the job with your fingers.

OMG! How could this happen? Time for the pump fake plow

by Yam derf October 12, 2018

bow to pump

1. originates the Japanese word "yagamo" which literally translates to "arrow duck", but is also short for "ya ga mune ni sasuru", meaning "an arrow strikes my chest" or "a bow and arrow shot my blood-pump."

2. cupid has struck.

while seeing their crush come in
Naruru: BE STILL MY HEART!
Ruruna: Total bow to pump!

by MoonlightMaiden July 29, 2021

whacking the nozzle against the pump

Knocking snow out of the gas pump nozzle I'm winter to prevent water in the tank

Just whacking the nozzle against the pump.

by Dycokac February 12, 2019

Pump Rock

A type of rock genre where the singer, sounds like the Dollar Store version of Lars Ulrich from Metallica. Specifically Lil Pump's song Pump Rock x Heavy Metal. It just sounds excruciatingly awful.

"Man have you heard that metal song by Lil Pump? He's pretty much the living embodiment of the Pump Rock genre,"

by Randym P3rson October 7, 2023