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maximum pimping

That car is so hot...it's maximum pimping.
by Verbal Platinum Princess May 13, 2009
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media pimp

One who shares an almost obscene amount of music, movies, etc. with one's friends.
"Drew is a media pimp. All he does is try to get people to listen to music, watch movies, and buy heroin."

"Man, the second that girl finds a new band she likes, she tries to get everyone to listen to them. It's as if she's whoring the music out. What a media pimp."
by Rachel E! December 9, 2008
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Pimp Rabbit

Y'all! Pimp Rabbit's in da haaaaouuuuuse! And i'm tearin' it down, I just gotta walk into da room & da hoez gather round, (yea!) don't need to utter a word, da ladeez holla "PR!" coz I'm Pimp Rabbit, gotta dirty lil' habit, ladeez gotta have it ("oohh!") & i'll fuck you like a cabbage!
OHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOO!!!
Won't have no breakfast if the bitch is on top, i'll lay you down and use your pussy for a pot. But what about the platter? That'll never matter, gotta eat it while i'm cookin' DAAAAAMN you good lookin'!
Pimp Rabbit touches you, damn you're wet, looks like you've been hit by a TSUNAMI! Can't have that be, i'll dry you with my fur, you'll come until you ("puurrrr").
Drop all your guns, you won't need none, my shot so good I could fuck a nun. Temptation not waitin', guys vacatin', they find me intimidatin', ("can we get back to the mating?") Primitive shit, if you haven't got a bitch "you can borrow mine!" & it won't cost you a dime.
My homies think I'm hard but actually I'm WELSH! As you can tell from my accent *yodels*
P.I.M.P, i'm no Ice T, but my favourite BITCH is enough for me,
I'll mesmerize you with my flow, baby, you're not a ho? Then your a no-go. I like to stick to my own species but I get freebies (from banks, saying thanks, yo "BIG UP 2 NATWEST!") I wanna get it off my chest, my Sbleg's the best, & once in NATWEST, I was standin' in da line, wid all dese crazy hoez runnin' through my mind, when I saw across the way, something that made my day...
An Angoran Rabbit, I had to grab it!
by Sbleg & Sbleg & Son. April 28, 2004
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pimp slap

to stick one foot out and put baby powder on your hand and backslap an asshole across the face with an open palm
by Dianaz October 18, 2003
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we pimp chimpin

A new “movement” to be used as a greeting, in place of hi, or what’s up.
by BigNigga9/11 February 23, 2020
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call pimp

a pimp who arranges for call girls for johns (clients).
The call pimp is loitering about at the street corner.
by uttam maharjan October 4, 2010
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Poverty pimp

A pawn shop owner, typically one who offers pennies on the dollar for goods, knowing full well that the seller has no other recourse.
The chick running the pawn shop offers $0.50 per DVD. You got $2 for your special edition Lord of the Rings box set from the Poverty Pimp!
by Horseshit Harry September 2, 2016
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