shoe daddy

An involuntarily absent father who is only contacted when the mother needs money for shoes

He didn't want to be a shoe daddy and just pay child support so he filed for custody of his children.

by rectalthermometer April 26, 2017

slip on boss shoes

Slippers that are worn inside mental institutions
Used sarcastically because the people who wear them are the opposite of a boss
-origin: Allentown,Pa

When i got to the institution they gave me a gown and slip on boss shoes

by Brian D'Zoid March 14, 2014

Arabian shoe tie

The Arabian shoe tie is a torture method that consists of skinning someone’s foot to expose veins and nerves then carefully tying the veins and nerves like a shoe lace.
You could also extend this and make it a challenge to try and untie the veins and nerves.

This guy is pissing me off, I wish I could give him an Arabian shoe tie.

by Cleveland steamroll guy June 25, 2024

Shoe Warrior

A man who has modeled his life on everything about being a warrior, yet has no shame to own a massive shoe collection.

The shoe warrior is contemplating on making a late night trip to Walmart to purchase a shoe rack.

by AMO1980 January 25, 2013

Swamp Shoes

The act of wearing shoes numerous times with no socks out in the summer, they get smelly and basically start smelling like a swamp.

Mark has Swamp Shoes because he likes to jog with no socks on in his shoes.

by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI July 13, 2010

Shoe Candy

What my dog leaves for me to step into when I mow the lawn.

What you never want to step in while getting out of the taxi; or anywhere else -- especially when late for a job interview.

I was deploying my umbrella, getting off the bus this morning and landed in the freshest pile of shoe candy!

by The Reptiles and I May 18, 2023

Threw A Shoe

To lose or fail in a very stupid way.

Orgin: Flordia University versus LSU 2020 football game. Florida defensive back threw a LSU player's shoe downfield resulting in a penalty that cost Florida the game.

Tom really threw a shoe when he slilped and fell right before the finish line.

by nater6069 December 12, 2020