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Neurotypical High-Five

Adverb, Slang

A piece of cliché and effectively useless advice, often given by a neurotypical or outright privileged individual that wouldn't be amiss on a cat poster or a picture of a sunset or mountain.
Person 1: "Gods, I've really not had any energy as of late, I've been quite existentially tired."

Person 2 (Fool): "Oh, just think positively and try some breathing exercises to energize yourself!"

Person 1: "I would expect no less than a neurotypical high-five from a cursed creature as yourself, you who would be privilege incarnate"

Person 2 (Completely missing the point in expected fashion): "You know, that kind of pessimism is not good for your energy level!"

Person 1: If it were not for the laws of this land, I would put your head on a pike and warn the crows not even to feast upon it, for your husk sustaining such noble creatures would insult them gravely.
by RadienX Chaosmaker November 11, 2020
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Hamilton high five

You and your friend find a girl that good for a three way and one hits it from the back while the other is in front getting sucked and the two high five.
Aj and Greg did a Hamilton high five over the weekend
by Smallchungus__69 March 13, 2022
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Five-letter shopping

Shopping for any high-end or opulent brand that has five letters in the name such as Gucci, Fendi (Roma), Dolce (and Gabbana) , Prada, Louie (Vuitton), Saint (Laurent), David (Yurman), Coach or any other five letter , which originated from the Philly based, award-winning novel Gypsy Lane: A Love Drama.
I just came back from King of Prussia mall, doing some five-letter shopping.
If he's really a baller, tell him to take you five-letter shopping.
You might be over your head with her. She only deals with guys that can take her five-letter shopping.
by VdDdororVvVVVVVVvv December 10, 2017
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Bosnian High Five

Recieving a strong punch in the face upon arriving somewhere

Made extra special if your car door is ripped open to do so or in Bosnia
1. When he showed up to the party he was greeted with a strong Bosnian High Five

2. John's first experience in Mostar was a traditional Bosnian High Five
by Purpleapartment April 7, 2013
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Hamilton high five

First you find a girl that would be down for a three way one friend gets behind and hits it from the back and the other gets in front and gets sucked off. the two friends then high five over the object in the middle
Aj and Greg did a Hamilton high five last Thursday.
by Smallchungus__69 March 15, 2022
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Five Finger Louie

When you finger a girl from behind and put three fingers in her pussy and two in her ass
See that girl Patrice, Billy five finger louied here last night after the concert.
by Juancapore June 17, 2023
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Five foot nothing

The size of a petite female, a midget guy, or an otherwise average or unremarkable guy with no head.
Rudy was five foot nothing, just like Bubby was after his 1995 wreck.
by The Original Agahnim October 30, 2021
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