Dad's Cream

When your dad sweetie shoots his cream in your mouth. It tastes salty but creamy.

Carson: Yeah son! Bout to give yo ass some of dad's cream!
Noah: Okay nIggA!

by Baznigger May 3, 2018

4 dad theory

The theory of the possibility of having 4 or more fathers. Such circumstances are a result of being the child of two homosexual males, who have split up and remarried, creating two pairs of homosexual partners, both tied to the child of the original two.

Mike: Not only does Andy have 4 eyes, he has 4 dads.
Lucas: Ahh, the 4 dad theory.

by 2DAD iLoch August 7, 2011

GIRLFRIEND X DAD

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jake: i ship GIRLFRIEND X DAD
\everyone: what

jake: what

at that momment jake as died

by eeeeeeaeee May 26, 2021

POV: your dad

Your fucking dad is gone and not buying milk

Person 1: hey
Person 2: what
Person 1: POV: your dad *randomly disappears*

by aawfasd August 17, 2022

your dad lesbo

The best comeback from “your mom gey”

“Hey greg,your mom gey!” “aight hold up.... YOUR DAD LESBOOO”

by The earth is triangle March 22, 2018

Ur dad lesbian

Ur dad lesbian is considered to be so powerful that victims can suffer considerable pain for years if they not die directly. Some countries have found Ur dad lesbian so dangerouse that they have made the insult illegal to say.

Exampel 1:
Person 1: Fuck you
Person 2: Ur mom gay
Person 1: Ur dad lesbian
Person 2: *gets a pain far worse than death*

Example 2
Person 1: Hi
Person 2: Ur dad lesbian

Person 3: *Falls down in a eternal coma with no end*

by Dab Schnab March 10, 2018

The lazy days of dad

That short window of time during late summer and early fall where you really don’t have to cut the grass, and the leaves have yet to start falling.

Dad sits back in his favorite lawn chair and cracks open a beer. Making a toast to himself he says: “Nothing to do but relax. Here’s to the lazy days of dad...”

by Binarysmart September 20, 2019