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matt

a boy w lots of dads๐Ÿ˜Œ
musty matt
by jdownsjxoak January 29, 2024
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Matt King

Noun The worldโ€™s coolest person. Born in Newfound Land, California. Has 2 master degrees. And is the nicest and funniest person ever!
by CloudyC1 September 16, 2019
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Matt (Matthew)

This kid is the best and most loyal boyfriend you could ever have. He will have endless amounts of love for you to the point where it becomes an obsession.
He loves attention and is head over heels for you. Matt is a sexy man. Very very sexy. He has broad shoulders and a thic bum.

He will try his heart out to be the best he can be for you.

He has a goofy side and although giving great cuddles, farts a lot.

Matt is the one.

Marry matt.
Matt (Matthew) is such a hottie.

Damn matt sure is something.
by themysterydoggo July 7, 2021
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matt chauncey

Matt chauncey will whoop your ass and then beat your old lady's ss and it dont matter that she's a girl.
What happened to her matt chauncey beat her ass then beat the shit outta her old man.
by Matt chauncey October 11, 2020
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Matt Rife

Matt who?? ๐Ÿคฏ Bitch, if you don't already know then your ass needs to ask somebody!!! This man is the funny, sexy, crowd loving, dick of a stand-up comedian that is taking over the stage! He works a crowd like The Machine works pussy LMFAO! (And if you don't get that reference then obviously you don't know shit about comedy.๐Ÿ˜œ) You CAN NOT HELP but love this mofo! And even if you try your best to hate him while he cracks jokes at your expense, he ends up pulling you in anyway when he flashes his "too hot for comedy" million dollar smile...๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿคฉโค๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฏ Love you, Matt! And if you ever come to Huntsville Alabama then you best give Jennifer Barrett some hella fucking props for this bad ass definition LMAO!!! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃโ™ฅ๏ธ๐Ÿค˜๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿค˜
I went to see the Matt Rife comedy show the other day and it fucking rocked, but the only problem was all the seats were covered in piss from all the other fans who laughed too damn hard at his crazy hilarious stand-up!!!
by Love you baby, your jenn January 26, 2024
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matt dylan

matt dylan is coming to see us
by matt dylan March 30, 2022
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