by abcdefg123321123 November 3, 2023
Get the Girl Mathmug. A very contagious and unhealthy infection teachers try to rub off on you, The Walking Dead but worse.
Math teacher: Okay class, lets start learning math.
Normal person: *Running for their life*
Nerds: *Chasing everyone else with their little strength and stamina*
Quarterback:*Tackles teacher and nerds*
Stupid kids: “wHy aRe We rUnNiNg?”
My mom: “CHILD SIT YO ASS DOWN OR IMMA GET MY BELT OUT!”
Normal person: *Running for their life*
Nerds: *Chasing everyone else with their little strength and stamina*
Quarterback:*Tackles teacher and nerds*
Stupid kids: “wHy aRe We rUnNiNg?”
My mom: “CHILD SIT YO ASS DOWN OR IMMA GET MY BELT OUT!”
by RiahRiahRiahRiahRiah December 30, 2019
Get the Mathmug. Pewdiepie: There are no stupid questions.
Katy Parry (aka. Kerry perry): is math related to science?
Pewdiepie: that is the dumbest fucking question!
Katy Parry (aka. Kerry perry): is math related to science?
Pewdiepie: that is the dumbest fucking question!
by Wamen respecter52 February 5, 2018
Get the Mathmug. by anonymous February 2, 2021
Get the Mathsmug. An Upper Class, Middle Class and Working Class Theory, of waking up early to watch news channels and understand, politics, weather and sports.
Finance is argued by the big buy in, (Poker Talk) he get 5 minutes to talk m, she has 10 minutes. The rest of the day is just Polite Politics. How Quaint….. Don’t know.
Finance is argued by the big buy in, (Poker Talk) he get 5 minutes to talk m, she has 10 minutes. The rest of the day is just Polite Politics. How Quaint….. Don’t know.
Double Maths
“Hi good morning welcome to bbc breakfast?”
Class systems arguing get the point I just made breakfast.
“And now for the sports and weather.”
It’s not Friday mate, get to the finance section I need Maaaaad Doooolllllaaaarr! Mr Jones.
“Hi good morning welcome to bbc breakfast?”
Class systems arguing get the point I just made breakfast.
“And now for the sports and weather.”
It’s not Friday mate, get to the finance section I need Maaaaad Doooolllllaaaarr! Mr Jones.
by Teacher D September 7, 2022
Get the Double Mathsmug. a german math teacher is a math teacher that can't properly speak your language, she is constatly preaching about useless stuff in class that you don't need for tests, her name is often Christianne or Miller.
by Claes my pet into dick brotah March 1, 2017
Get the German Math Teachermug. Flushing the toilet while you sit on it because you sink. Commonly used as a joke, being told to add and subtract while in the toilet taking a dump.
Hey Steve... do your toilet math.
Robert: Hey Mike, add and subtract... add and subtract...
Mike: What?
Robert: Add a little water, subtract everything else.
Robert: Hey Mike, add and subtract... add and subtract...
Mike: What?
Robert: Add a little water, subtract everything else.
by Nightshade00013 November 6, 2021
Get the toilet mathmug.