I'm gonna go hit the calf raise and forearm weight machines even though I can barely do even a girl pushup.
by Real Fitness February 3, 2012
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A computer can start out as a Surf Machine (ex. your mother buys a crapware desktop from Walmart for 300 bucks) or can become one (ex. your desktop's hardware starts failing).
Typically cannot play any sort of real games or run any programs such as movie editors.
A computer can start out as a Surf Machine (ex. your mother buys a crapware desktop from Walmart for 300 bucks) or can become one (ex. your desktop's hardware starts failing).
Typically cannot play any sort of real games or run any programs such as movie editors.
My dad wanted a new computer, so I just got him a Surf machine. All he does is watch porn and play farmville anyways.
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The act where a man/woman sticks a Popsicle up their lover's ass and lets it melt in there before bending down to drink it out of their ass, taking on the nature of a slush machine you would find at a 7-Eleven.
The AC was broken and it was sooo freaking hot, so Karli and I resorted to cooling each other off with the slush machine until the air conditioner repairman got here.
by freakylittleblonde20 June 16, 2013
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Damn lmao that dude is a party machine, he drank 1500ml of whiskey, a 30 pack, then snorted fat lines off a strippers ass all night.
by Scuba Steve dude December 21, 2013
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Everybody's saying, texting, facebooking the exact same thing. Looks like we're caught up in the Moment Machine....
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Oh, that's my boyfriend, you should meet him.
Oh, that's my boyfriend, you should meet him.
by casserole surprise November 4, 2014
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