March 31

the international pedo day, if someone is born this day they are 99% pedo and must be registerd as a sex offender when filling 18 years old.

child: mom its march 31
mom: hony stay inside you dont know who`soutside today

by Fuck you olav March 31, 2022

March 11

Day season 17 of Greys anatomy comes out 😁

I can’t wait till March 11 😏😏😏

by Derek sheperd February 12, 2021

March 13

You are allowed to fuck your girlfriend

I can't wait when it march 13.

by ltaye March 11, 2021

March 21

National suck kostas dick day

"ayo nibba come sug this dicc" - march 21

by HumungousPeen March 21, 2021

March 1

Each year in March you can not wear makeup if you are a girl

Hey are you wearing makeup ya why you can’t wear makeup it’s March 1 oh ok I will take it off

by Seyniix November 7, 2020

March 5

March 5 is s day where ur a whore and a total slut. And when your the ugliest bitch unlike march 26 birthdays

Example: Asher your birthday is on march 5?

Must be a bitch

by lolomgok March 25, 2021

March 11

March 11 is Maryeli Gomez-Torres birthday. Add her on snapchat @jmaryeli_soccer

Girl 1: its march 11, Happy birthday maryeliiii
Maryeli: thanksksksksk

by Tacos para siempre October 15, 2019