my cute caring boyfriend who has a silly fish brain and tickles you until you feel like pissing yourself. I love him
by Coley222 December 11, 2023
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by daturtle555 December 11, 2023
Get the Luke mug.If you know a Luke Wolfe consider yourself lucky. This guy has two humongous yoga balls hanging from his fat shaft. He fears nothing and can climb on walls. If Batman and Chris Hemsworth had a baby together, it would be a Luke Wolfe. It is rumored that Luke Wolfe created the 360 no scope.
Dude: Oh my, look at that massive hot air balloon!
Other Dude: No dude, that's Luke Wolfe's left nut!
Other Dude: No dude, that's Luke Wolfe's left nut!
by Stuffed Buns December 14, 2023
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Get the Luke Hughes mug.If you know a Luke then you know what annoying is A Luke will diddle his fingers like a fool playing an invisible flute Every thing he says about himself is usually the opposite A Luke loves to beat women because he is too short to beat men
Usually a wrestler who loves tights and rolling around with other dudes Falls in life with every girl he meets A complete and creepy weirdo a stalker A shitty friend Usually a mechanic or welder by trade
But at night he loves to break a drag Queen His wardrobe consists of the finest quality lingerie and high heels You can usually run into him getting a black dildo shoved up his ass by his wife Gena Loves to repeat him self and be annoyinbr
Usually a wrestler who loves tights and rolling around with other dudes Falls in life with every girl he meets A complete and creepy weirdo a stalker A shitty friend Usually a mechanic or welder by trade
But at night he loves to break a drag Queen His wardrobe consists of the finest quality lingerie and high heels You can usually run into him getting a black dildo shoved up his ass by his wife Gena Loves to repeat him self and be annoyinbr
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